Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but this is pretty great too, right?

-Okay. -Uh, cool, man!

Yes! Smashing stuff is so much better than feeling your sad, pathetic feelings.

-[both grunt] -I'm gonna fucking kill you!

[grunts] Fuck my bitch ex-wife.

Okay, uh, yeah, I'm good too. [chuckles]

I think he's dead, man!

Hey, Andrew, I think this jacked little walnut

Oh, yeah. Right. Okay. Sorry, Jay. What's making you weep?

That's 'cause you're busy thinking about

[typing] Wow. How selfish of Jessi and Ali.

Who cares? She sucks!

♪ When you've got love and affection Underneath the covers ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I only had one fantasy about kissing her.

Let me just start by saying

Best friends make the best lovers. Here, let me sing you a song.

Oh, well, you seem to remember it verbatim.

What I propose is an evening for men to mend,

'Cause you're a fucking asshole!

Well, it's super hot when he uses his tongue to fuck my mouth,

Ali and Jessi hooked up in jail!

-Isn't Charles way out of your league? -What?

Sensitive yet fuckable, like my hormone monster friend, Simon Sex.

I just thought we'd be knuckle-deep into Ali by now.

Yes! The bravest thing you can do is post it online

[chuckles] Diabolical, baby.

-Way ahead of you! -[chuckles]

Screw that! Who wants to do our idea instead of Missy's dorky bullshit?

-Jesus! This place is creepy. -[crow caws]

[chuckles] Okay, these comments are giving me life.