Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's 'cause you're busy thinking about

Okay, uh, yeah, I'm good too. [chuckles]

-[both grunt] -I'm gonna fucking kill you!

Hey, Andrew, I think this jacked little walnut

I think he's dead, man!

Let me just start by saying

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I only had one fantasy about kissing her.

[typing] Wow. How selfish of Jessi and Ali.

Ali and Jessi hooked up in jail!

Who cares? She sucks!

-Jesus! This place is creepy. -[crow caws]

Screw that! Who wants to do our idea instead of Missy's dorky bullshit?

Well, it's super hot when he uses his tongue to fuck my mouth,

[chuckles] Okay, these comments are giving me life.

-Way ahead of you! -[chuckles]

Yes! Smashing stuff is so much better than feeling your sad, pathetic feelings.

-Isn't Charles way out of your league? -What?

Oh, yeah. Right. Okay. Sorry, Jay. What's making you weep?

Oh, well, you seem to remember it verbatim.

'Cause you're a fucking asshole!

What I propose is an evening for men to mend,

♪ When you've got love and affection Underneath the covers ♪

-Okay. -Uh, cool, man!

Sensitive yet fuckable, like my hormone monster friend, Simon Sex.

but this is pretty great too, right?

[grunts] Fuck my bitch ex-wife.

I just thought we'd be knuckle-deep into Ali by now.

[chuckles] Diabolical, baby.

Best friends make the best lovers. Here, let me sing you a song.

Yes! The bravest thing you can do is post it online