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Thank you.
You're being stupid.
- Didn't or couldn't? - What's the difference?
"Who?" The restaurant critic of the fucking Evening Standard.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
It all has to be the same fucking size.
Service!
[sniffs]
[Helene] Quick, quick!
There's not gonna be another empty table at this restaurant again, Ton.
[chuckles] We talked a lot about you.
licking yellow frogs, and women.
Michelin loves it when you celebrate French cuisine.
Isn't there a rule that analysts have
has to be exactly two millimeters thick.
"...whatever you want, chef, right away, chef,"
One, two, three.
[Reece] Jack!
[sniffs, clears throat]
Tony said to tell you that your knives are in the bag.
What happens if you fail?
you've always been a hero of mine.
that you self-medicated for years.
- Two hundred? Three hundred? - [inhales, stammers]
[speaking French] Is it okay?
[speaking Italian] But they sewed his nose back on.
[speaking French] You're a very lucky man.
Okay, give me some room.
- I said, how come we're not full yet? - There are some no-shows.
[sighs] Papa's knives.
There were drug dealers.
Excuse me one second. Was he drunk?
[shouts]
- I'll handle it. - Where's the order?
You just described most classic French peasant dishes.
[sniffs] Oh, you mean like you?
Doomed youth is romantic.
I booked under the name of O'Reilly.
The heat, the pressure, the violence, the fucking screaming.
- American? - Yeah.
Yeah, he's there.
Get out now!
- Where's that turbot? - Coming up, chef!
Handed off from one relative to the next.
[sighs]
We're good?
I've been working more on the potato truffle veloute.
You're the ogre.
[David] He doesn't drink anymore.
We wouldn't even be talking.
[indistinct chatter]
And she wants a fucking birthday cake, okay?
You good?
- [exhales] - [door creaking closed]
He wants you to get your third star.
- I want that in 3O seconds, yeah? - [others] Yes, chef!
And remember, they're not just watching their own table!
- Like velvet, yeah? Like velvet. - Yes, chef. Yes, chef.
One million.
Yeah. Fine.
Listen, he really wants you back.
Please don't think that's on the house. You pay your way like everyone else.
Jesus!
All we want to do...
[sighs]
It was better yesterday.
[speaking French] Okay, pal.
Oh, crack cocaine and Louisiana.
You have to trust us. Okay?
[spits, coughs] I'm okay.
And I used a little bit of your beef sauce.
How much would you pay me to work for me?
I told you, I don't want to work for you.