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♪ The goddess, promise, nurturer ♪
(sighs) It's with a heavy heart, I'm gonna just
♪ What? And I get down with any bitch ♪
Hey, look, (clears throat)
-It's everywhere. Bro, you ain't even trying. -(Shawna laughs)
Oh! I'm next! It's my fucking bachelorette weekend!
Well... (laughs)
Because I want people to focus on my lyricism,
♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪
Cheers
-Give me my card! -Shawna: Here you go.
♪ I take Visa and PPP ♪
-Tips are welcome. -(cash register dings)
(cheering)
(both whooping, laughing)
♪ She curse you out, you say you trapping though ♪
No, you look sexy! Come on.
♪ Eight figures a year woulda cost me the leader ♪
I'm tired of being slept on!
(laughter)
♪ Ain't nothing change but the play ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Black ♪
♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪
-Shawna: What? No! -You don't own this lobby!
(hip-hop instrumental)
Uh-uh. Nah. Real bitches...
Shawna: Look at today's blazer, y'all. This nigga muttin'.
-(laughter) -Yes! Specifics! Let 'em know!
-...who just complimented my motherfucking work ethic... -Lamont!
♪ Slip and slide records, uh ♪
-Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. -Ooh.
♪ When I post, the news stop, if I post my nudes, I ♪
♪ Now why you cappin' hoe, this for you nappy ass hoes ♪
("Take It To Da House" by Trick Daddy)
Broke boy or girl! There's girls out here that's broke! I know some.
-Mommy, can you pass me the purple lipstick? -Mia: Girl,
Nah, but check it out. Pull up tonight...
-Look at her ass! -Maurice: So you ain't know?
And don't use the iPad while it's plugged in the wall
Shawna, that smell good! Uh, you make enough for me and bae?
305! We live!
-Bro, the sweat never dies, cuz. -Can you tell me where the jet skis are?
-Wait. No... -Mm. God...
Exactly, and then nobody wanna watch your little videos, okay?
-Girl, nah! No! -Turn it off, please. Please...
Yep.
So, no?
♪ How you always pulling up, but you ain't got a will... ♪
I only want my daughter to listen to your shit.