Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, look, (clears throat)

♪ What? And I get down with any bitch ♪

Oh! I'm next! It's my fucking bachelorette weekend!

I'm tired of being slept on!

(sighs) It's with a heavy heart, I'm gonna just

♪ I take Visa and PPP ♪

And don't use the iPad while it's plugged in the wall

-Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. -Ooh.

(both whooping, laughing)

-Mommy, can you pass me the purple lipstick? -Mia: Girl,

(hip-hop instrumental)

♪ How you always pulling up, but you ain't got a will... ♪

♪ Now why you cappin' hoe, this for you nappy ass hoes ♪

♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪

-(laughter) -Yes! Specifics! Let 'em know!

("Take It To Da House" by Trick Daddy)

-Shawna: What? No! -You don't own this lobby!

-Give me my card! -Shawna: Here you go.

-Bro, the sweat never dies, cuz. -Can you tell me where the jet skis are?

♪ Slip and slide records, uh ♪

-Tips are welcome. -(cash register dings)

-Wait. No... -Mm. God...

-It's everywhere. Bro, you ain't even trying. -(Shawna laughs)

No, you look sexy! Come on.

Well... (laughs)

♪ 'Cause I'm Black ♪

Exactly, and then nobody wanna watch your little videos, okay?

♪ The goddess, promise, nurturer ♪

Because I want people to focus on my lyricism,

-...who just complimented my motherfucking work ethic... -Lamont!

♪ Got the money plays, blowing up my phone ♪

Nah, but check it out. Pull up tonight...

♪ Ain't nothing change but the play ♪

I only want my daughter to listen to your shit.

-Girl, nah! No! -Turn it off, please. Please...

Shawna: Look at today's blazer, y'all. This nigga muttin'.

♪ Eight figures a year woulda cost me the leader ♪

Shawna, that smell good! Uh, you make enough for me and bae?

♪ She curse you out, you say you trapping though ♪

♪ When I post, the news stop, if I post my nudes, I ♪

Uh-uh. Nah. Real bitches...

-Look at her ass! -Maurice: So you ain't know?

Broke boy or girl! There's girls out here that's broke! I know some.