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their whole coochies was gonna be out like this.
You be going off!
(laughter)
-Okay. (laughs) -Mia: She gotta record every damn thing.
than be where I'm at right now.
Chastity: Look at her hatin' ass! Man, she--
to policing in this country
(ringing)
♪ Ain't nothing change but the play ♪
I just told you my life is trash. Like...
Bad bitches don't wait in line.
what's his name? Fine nigga back in Ms. Rodriguez's class?
♪ Get some force up out the nigga ♪
Fuck all these broke boys! (laughs)
I ain't above seducing and scheming these niggas.
over and over again! It's tired!
-about being bad at her job. -(shutter snap)
♪ Hustle the same, pretty and paid ♪
Pussy this, pussy that. What's, what is it about?
I mean, maybe if you were
-Man... -I have to be inspired, Mia.
♪ Hood Houdini, I turn a trapper to a trick ♪
-Y'all lost a real one. -(FaceTime ringing)
Girl, you the rapper, your life.
Almost.
♪ I see they put me on memes and things ♪
Well, rap about me.
Um, I can K-Wang now. I mean, I'm not good at it,
working at the Plymouth, not doing shit. Like...
Shawna: She got a lot of work done.
-Look at her ass! -It's good.
♪ That shit that you just put out, you coulda kept, yep ♪
-You still talk to Tomás? -Who is that?
♪ That little bitch, five-foot-six ♪
Good night.
dropped out to work with this...
♪ I got paper cuts, I'm flexing ♪
We be back! Ha!
-Maurice: Come on, she gotta scout clients for her hoes. -Hold up, hold up, hold up!
They're gone. Okay.
You thought I thought I was better than you?
♪ Easy money, I just pick it up and go, hey! ♪
If you're too emotionally available,
tell y'all right now, I'm retiring. Here.
♪ We can keep it cordial, how you wanna go about it? ♪
-I'm cute? -Need a little more touch.
♪ You sneaking out the house like a moth ♪
Do you think I'm stupid?
(laughs) Nah, man! Check this out!
Little bitch that work up here!
-Seduce and scheme! -Abracadabra!
♪ She's the one true savior... ♪
-You say what? -What happened today?
♪ I don't follow rules, I just break them and call my ♪
Mia: Did I tell y'all about this one nigga who I used to fuck with?
Your life has a track. You can see your progress.
♪ You know you a freak, you sucking dick ♪