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(laughs) But girl...
Y'all, we got tired of paying for these drinks,
foul language and negativity and stuff like that.
♪ I need a charity the way I stay giving ♪
-Man. So, why'd you stop? -(laughs)
My mama at work. Lamont grandma is sick.
I'm tryin' to put you on game.
(sighs)
(crowd cheering)
you could get the other.
it's really, really embarrassing.
You good, girl.
-(ding) -Shawna: Okay.
just doin' whatever the fuck you want to do?
-I can hear you like that. -Rapper: She about to crack a whip...
Right.
♪ I ain't taking email, nigga, CC me ♪
Hey, yo, I'm in the middle of this studio session.
And it's dat! (laughs)
(laughing) Y'all mad?
What should I rap about?
-Hold up. -(rappers laugh)
♪ I don't trust nobody, I just looked at my wrist ♪
I'ma go finish studying.
-We back y'all! (laughs) -Hello, hello.
♪ I told that nigga he a duck ♪
-Elon Musky! Y'all need to sign my girl! -(laughs)
Yeah! I'm a rapper! That shit's easy!
♪ Y'all know where to fucking find 'em ♪
Hey! We got money, we got bitches, we got bottles, we got it all!
♪ Oh god, I sat up in your shit ♪
♪ I beat 'em like they anime ♪
-and you the first result. -Bro,
Now, he's promoting this Blackface-ass artist.
♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪
Uh, w-where is the beach?
Oh. Oh, yeah. Can we, um, can we try for another night?
Or they could just google "hobosexual Haitian,"
Shawna: This is basically her office at this point.
I ain't know what I wanted to be when I grew up.
He never follow through and I be needing help.
-I just have never been to The Office! -(laughs)
-Let me help you out right now. -All that good stuff!
-Just step, so clean... -Ah! Ah!
(FaceTime ringing)
(laughs)
♪ But they be looking for the clout ♪
you know that money comin' right back.
♪ Hey! Easy money ♪
Stop depending on these niggas.
(both laugh)
But look, I got the ashtray.
Y'all got me actin' all crazy out here on my lunch break.
Girl! Ooh! Whatever happened to, um,
with no originality, while I'm over here
I feel-- I just feel behind.
Pussy and money,