Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ All these niggas in Little Haiti, they wanna date me ♪
'Cause you're not supporting me! You're not supporting any of us!
-(screeches) -Y'all got some real-- Be quiet!
I gotta watch what I do around her.
(hangs up)
I'm tired of being underrated!
♪ The guider, the teacher, with the body ♪
I gotta put her in a white preschool, okay?
Like, fuck a broke, useless male.
Like, show me my present.
Mia: Okay, I'm finna turn the instrumental on.
I'm done being patient. No. I'm done caring.
-Trivia Host: Fatima for the win! -(cheering)
♪ She got a nigga, he got a shirt, why? ♪
Your read receipts are on. Um...
That proposed to me on my birthday?
-Oh. -Ready?
At least you weren't stripping at The Office like I was.
-'Cause I got a durag in the backseat. -Okay.
-Oh no, you go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. -Yeah, I did. You--
-I'm typing "titties" in the GPS right now. -Hey!
-these silly-ass games. -(beep)
♪ Swerve out my lane, hoe, nobody knows you you Jane Doe ♪
-Ugh! -You know what though
(soft soul music playing)
I'm always around a bunch of people. We study together.
♪ It's Reina Reign, bitches ♪
-Reunited! -(clink)
Wait, I-I made a playlist.
-Shawna: What's wrong with you? What's with-- You were mean. -What you mean?
-(laughs) -Put it in the comments.
Y'all's favorites are out here doing the bare minimum
Okay. Like I said, you do not get it.
Yes, you, sir.
♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪
♪ Don't hold it, just say what you feel ♪
-And it's dat! (laughs) -(ding)
I was mad at first.
♪ Don't speak on my life without knowing the real ♪
-You'll have some relief by next week. -Next week too late, Lamont!
-Shawna: She looks so different. -Maurice: Yeah, she does.
-Your future is guaranteed. -(laughs)
Thank y'all for subscribing!
You on that queen shit.
after I had Melissa.
-Yeah, I hooked that up! Yes! -Oh word? How you know Renaldo?
so we are brown-bagging it.
Let me tell y'all something.