Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Seduce and scheme! ♪
♪ Don't speak on my life without knowing the real ♪
-'Cause I got a durag in the backseat. -Okay.
At least you weren't stripping at The Office like I was.
♪ The guider, the teacher, with the body ♪
-Shawna: She looks so different. -Maurice: Yeah, she does.
(hangs up)
Like, show me my present.
-Oh no, you go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. -Yeah, I did. You--
-Trivia Host: Fatima for the win! -(cheering)
-Ugh! -You know what though
♪ She got a nigga, he got a shirt, why? ♪
That proposed to me on my birthday?
-Shawna: What's wrong with you? What's with-- You were mean. -What you mean?
Like, fuck a broke, useless male.
after I had Melissa.
♪ All these niggas in Little Haiti, they wanna date me ♪
-Your future is guaranteed. -(laughs)
-And it's dat! (laughs) -(ding)
-(laughs) -Put it in the comments.
Mia: Okay, I'm finna turn the instrumental on.
-Yeah, I hooked that up! Yes! -Oh word? How you know Renaldo?
(soft soul music playing)
'Cause you're not supporting me! You're not supporting any of us!
so we are brown-bagging it.
-I'm typing "titties" in the GPS right now. -Hey!
♪ It's Reina Reign, bitches ♪
-(screeches) -Y'all got some real-- Be quiet!
Thank y'all for subscribing!
I gotta watch what I do around her.
I'm tired of being underrated!
-Oh. -Ready?
I was mad at first.
Let me tell y'all something.
Okay. Like I said, you do not get it.
I'm done being patient. No. I'm done caring.
Your read receipts are on. Um...
I'm always around a bunch of people. We study together.
Yes, you, sir.
You on that queen shit.
♪ Don't hold it, just say what you feel ♪
I gotta put her in a white preschool, okay?
-these silly-ass games. -(beep)
-Reunited! -(clink)
-You'll have some relief by next week. -Next week too late, Lamont!
Y'all's favorites are out here doing the bare minimum
♪ Swerve out my lane, hoe, nobody knows you you Jane Doe ♪
Wait, I-I made a playlist.