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Peter, if you'd just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
- What's the matter, Glenn? - Nothing.
We don't want to get our sweaters all wet. Better take them off.
and was struck blind, deaf, and dumb.
Yup.
Hey, you're just in time. Mort's one ball away from a perfect game.
but they call it Crappy Days.
Well, things are gonna change.
You know, Brian, I guess I was. And you know what else?
In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record...
All right, you know what?
causing him to lose his sight.
From this day forth, people are gonna know the name Peter Griffin...
Lois had it on the other night and I was kind of fading in and out.
There you go, Peter. You could break a world record.
You don't say.
I've been working on this all week and I keep coming up dry.
Thank you, sweetie.
Oh-oh.
Come on, let's go.
Hell, even Cleveland used to be an accomplished auctioneer.
which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.