Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh-oh.
We don't want to get our sweaters all wet. Better take them off.
Thank you, sweetie.
- What's the matter, Glenn? - Nothing.
Well, things are gonna change.
and was struck blind, deaf, and dumb.
People
Come on, let's go.
causing him to lose his sight.
All right, you know what?
There you go, Peter. You could break a world record.
Yup.
You know, Brian, I guess I was. And you know what else?
From this day forth, people are gonna know the name Peter Griffin...
Peter, if you'd just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this.
Lois had it on the other night and I was kind of fading in and out.
Hell, even Cleveland used to be an accomplished auctioneer.
which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.
I've been working on this all week and I keep coming up dry.
You don't say.
Hey, you're just in time. Mort's one ball away from a perfect game.
but they call it Crappy Days.
In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record...