Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what? You can probably go ahead and cancel that.

Oh, my God. You bowled a perfect game.

I don't know, Brian. I mean, I guess I can give it a shot.

And in the event of your death...

Did you do all your all your homework? - Yes, Dad. Did you finish all your subjects?

He's all yours, Joe.

Brian, this time, I think I got just the thing people will remember me for.

This is the worst use of money since I tricked out my big wheel.

Pick up your trash! I want to know whose cup this is.

You're telling me that doesn't sound like Camptown Races?

The black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.

thanks to my 18 medals for heroism.

I'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?

Would you just sit down and go to the bathroom already?

If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would remember me for.

now that he's lost his sight.

This sucks. Now the only thing anybody's gonna remember me for after I die...

Everybody, you're looking at a guy who's gonna set a new world record.

- Where am I? Am I dead? - No.

I don't know when to cross the street.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere...