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put the crayons on the pipe cleaners, and have them ride them on a paper ocean!
How about now? No, nothing.
You know, since Peter went blind...
How's Your Hammer Hanging?
He was watching me go to the bathroom.
We're petitioning the city to have him removed from the neighborhood.
Tell us, sir, how did you summon the courage to save your friend...
So we are officially running low on Mr. Pibb and Cheez-Its.
I am gonna eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before.
I hate you, lois
It's just that all you guys have something to be proud of.
All right. But one more incident like the one at the bowling alley...
On which we used to rely?
My hands on your big soft tits running down your big manlike...
I mean, many blind people live rich, fulfilling lives.
and Quagmire is out of this neighborhood.
I'm on the AstraZeneca radio TV if you can't afford your medication AstraZeneca be able to help b b b Birds the word
He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.
And here comes the heroic blind man.
Meg, get out of the way.
- All right. - You did good. Good.
If the black ball's innocent, it has nothing to fear.
But you know what? I went for it.
Not one bit.
Do Short People!
Really, Peter. It just doesn't...
Oh, my God, Lois. I'm blind as a bat. I can't see a damn thing.
Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna be remembered for anything.
- Did I tell you that I'm doing Atkins? - Oh, that's not good for you.
Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now.
Why didn't I clothespin the folds of my vagina like Aaliyah told me to?
Oh, my God, I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it.
Yeah, I don't want to bring a new baby into the world with him running around.
Goodnight, honey.
watching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.