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The rent, the food, the phone bill.
Or the tequila, or the whisky, or the rum, or the vodka,
Oh, yeah. I remember you.
Only things that don't come off.
But me and the wife are having a little disagreement
It's all your fault, you know, you made the punch.
I didn't think you could hear it over your snoring.
He would be good protection for us around the house.
The oven?
I'm sorry I misjudged you.
Breakfast. You're just in time.
Yeah, she had a boy.
I was just telling the girls what attractive--
What's that?
Yes, yes it is.
That could be a problem.
Oh, boy, you really loused up that toast.
Are you crazy? Moving in with two girls?
Between Jack and us.
Oh.
You know, there's been a lot of robberies
[ Laughter ]
I, uh, this--This--Is horrible.
He was wearing a girl's dressing gown, but he didn't fool me.
♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR (COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR) ♪
Oh.
Janet just explained it to us,
♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India,
It was a her. [ Laughter ]
Really?
Okay, Patricia, the thing is-- [ Laughter ]
My friends call me "Pattikins."
In this neighborhood lately.
Let's go.
That party upstairs kept me awake till three o'clock in the morning.