Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

take one look at that idiot and send him packing.
Well, I really like that girl,
because the secretaries bullied him into joining Oprah's Book Club.
so you have a place to stay?
(EX CLAIMS) You dropped a Cheeto on his lap, and when you reached for it,
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to replace one of my fantasy football quarterbacks.
- Yeah, I got to go. - Naked Man!
who gets you back in the game.
I just had decent sex with an awful human being.
OLDER TED: But I think you start to recover the moment you meet that person
Hey, thank you for letting me look at your aquarium.
This is gonna revolutionize the one-night stand.
Mr. Wang's is back in business?
Oh, now you're conditioning me? Great!
Two out of three times.
a book of love poems by Pablo Neruda.
he thought you were making a move, so you just went with it.