Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Buddy, you are killing me. I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
What can I say? Okay, I went in there, and he was naked.
TED: He may not fit society's definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed.
Oh, my God! Guys, guys, guys! This is him.
Hey, let's pretend I just said this.
The Naked Man is best used as a last resort,
and your-friend-just-told-you - about-a-new-position sex.
This is like the forward pass in football. The slam dunk in basketball.
That's great! What made you change your mind?
Barney, this guy slept with Robin, who you claim to be in love with.
The Naked Man works.
He separated his shoulder!
because then everyone would know all the weird stuff I let you do to me.
- The condoms are about to expire. - Forty-five.
lke, why are you pointing your gun at me?
A young blade by the name of Mitch.
Sorry, guys. I'm just going to go with a bowl of fruit.
(CHUCKLES) Oh. Yeah, that book's a turd.
You're the one who said,
Place went out of business. Mr. Wang's.
This could actually go somewhere.
and cut right above it. It's a total game-changer!
- Hey. - Hey.
He... Because I care about Mitch. A lot.
Two out of three times?
- Did it work? - It's like I just flossed.
So, she has stuff to write about...
My weaknesses? I would say caring too much, working too hard,