Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and he was falling for, I swear, like, two minutes.

And Barney needed to prove that he, too, could pull off The Naked Man.

You got me Cheetos.

That is a big question. I hadn't really thought about it.

It gives you exactly what you need. No more, no less.

when you know there's not going to be a second one.

Her blind date? Total bust.

I really like that girl.

- What do you say? - Yes.

Except for the old lady on the subway who breakdances for nickels.

kind of a Hail Mary on a first date

I wish I could say no.

Look, can we just stop with this stupid list, okay?

Marshall, I love you, but there's lots of reasons to have sex.

I mean, I'm like Batman. But this Mitch fellow, he's Superman.

I've always wondered what it's like to have sex with a really tall girl.

My only shot with a girl like Robin is the element of surprise.

- Then why did you sleep with him? - Because he...

I'm always talking about you. I can't play "I never,"

OLDER TED: Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff

going on anywhere around here.