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- He guaranteed it. - Oh, come on.
Well, the date with Vicky started off okay, but it didn't go as well as I hoped.
Huh.
Some douchey guy I hooked up with left it here. It's all in Mexican.
There's make-up sex, break-up sex,
Ta-da!
Her teeth are crooked and she lived in a car.
He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Damnation? Salvation?
Yeah, you did.
You're not the only one who rocked The Naked Man tonight.
The only weird thing I ever did to you was open up my heart and soul,
That explains why I always get an erection when I floss.
This is the story of how I met that person.
You know what, I'm gonna grab this.
We put this old takeout menu on the doorknob.