Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mitch, I want you to know, this night, crazy as it was,

The same edition I'd had since college.

"To reinforce good behaviors such as shaving and dental hygiene."

"That shadow on the ceiling looks like a scary, toothless clown. Good night, Lily."

She's going to walk in there,

You know who writes good poems? Jewel.

- (CHUCKLES) There is no way that works! - Two out of three times.

Fine! But you know I'm right.

There's also revenge, rebound, paratrooping.

No, Mitch, Mitch, I have to thank you.

Reason Number 48,

Mitch, hey, baby, it's me.

Now, kids, if you want to go swimming, you don't just dive in.

What about the Heisman?

on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.

- Get out, you sick son of a bitch! - All right. Okay. Call me.

Or, you know, cannonball.

There is no way that's gonna work on Robin.

I am doing The Naked Man tonight.

I have nothing else to offer you. I'm broke, I sweat when I eat,