Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Burt Reynolds.

- Okay. You can go. We're done. - Thanks.

Exactly 10,000 drinks. However long that takes.

I think that I am more than qualified for the job.

I guess her cell phone doesn't work in here.

It's made for men. Sue me, I want my eyes to pop.

when all I had to do was strip naked while you were out of the room.

- Nice job, hotshot. - I'm sorry...

I didn't just sleep with Mitch because he was naked.

- This is The Naked Man. - Ted, his name is Mitch.

- I love you. - That's 50.

How about the "Oops, I didn't see you there"?

All these years I've been suiting up when I should have been suiting down. That's it.

And I'm willing to jeopardize our future together for one night of glory.

I'm doing it! I'm doing The Naked Man!

When you leave, take the seat cushion with you. That's trash now.

of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game.

Oh, my God! What's the matter with you?

There's a series of steps.

- (SIGHS) Hey, Marshall, want to do it? - I'm up.

What kind of gadgets are we talking about?

(CHUCKLES) What? That's crazy.

Man, this whole one-partner thing sucks sometimes.

you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl

OLDER TED: I had to prove that as scary as it was to be dating again,