Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Exactly 10,000 drinks. However long that takes.

How about the "Oops, I didn't see you there"?

you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with a girl

- I love you. - That's 50.

What kind of gadgets are we talking about?

Oh, my God! What's the matter with you?

It's made for men. Sue me, I want my eyes to pop.

There's a series of steps.

I think that I am more than qualified for the job.

When you leave, take the seat cushion with you. That's trash now.

OLDER TED: I had to prove that as scary as it was to be dating again,

I didn't just sleep with Mitch because he was naked.

when all I had to do was strip naked while you were out of the room.

The Burt Reynolds.

- (SIGHS) Hey, Marshall, want to do it? - I'm up.

All these years I've been suiting up when I should have been suiting down. That's it.

- Okay. You can go. We're done. - Thanks.

I guess her cell phone doesn't work in here.

- This is The Naked Man. - Ted, his name is Mitch.

I'm doing it! I'm doing The Naked Man!

And I'm willing to jeopardize our future together for one night of glory.

(CHUCKLES) What? That's crazy.

Man, this whole one-partner thing sucks sometimes.

of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game.

- Nice job, hotshot. - I'm sorry...