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Excuse me a minute.
Hmm.
- My God! - It worked.
The Olympic gymnast who stuck the landing.
- So the bathroom's right there. - Okay, thanks.
Crap!
- Get out! - I just have to grab my suit.
I really had a great time last night.
- The Naked Man? - Goes like this.
Here we go.
I was over Stella and ready to get back out there.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
and wore a denim miniskirt.
Okay, four more to go.
With the elevator girl. You're going out with her tonight, right? Naked Man!
I don't look at her that way. I just look at her.
- You guys are making me sad. - No, I'm having fun.
(GROANS)
- Name one. - I can name 50.
OLDER TED: And then I noticed, lying on her end table,
- Whoa! - Whoa!
We all know college roommate means you, slut!
(LAUGHING) I still cannot believe The Naked Man worked on you.
These elevator rides have been the highlight of my week,
I come home, and guys you're dating are just gonna be sitting on the couch, naked?
From her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Next!
makes it seem like the only thing standing between you and sex is clothes.