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(LAUGHING) I still cannot believe The Naked Man worked on you.
makes it seem like the only thing standing between you and sex is clothes.
Here we go.
Crap!
I come home, and guys you're dating are just gonna be sitting on the couch, naked?
Hmm.
With the elevator girl. You're going out with her tonight, right? Naked Man!
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
The Olympic gymnast who stuck the landing.
I don't look at her that way. I just look at her.
These elevator rides have been the highlight of my week,
- The Naked Man? - Goes like this.
- So the bathroom's right there. - Okay, thanks.
and wore a denim miniskirt.
- Name one. - I can name 50.
- You guys are making me sad. - No, I'm having fun.
(GROANS)
- Whoa! - Whoa!
I was over Stella and ready to get back out there.
- My God! - It worked.
I really had a great time last night.
We all know college roommate means you, slut!
From her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Next!
Okay, four more to go.
- Get out! - I just have to grab my suit.
Excuse me a minute.
OLDER TED: And then I noticed, lying on her end table,