Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I call cakes big old cookies.

And as much as it pains me to admit this,

I swear On this dead crow.

I actually met my wife on the site.

but can I talk to you for a second?

No hard feelings.

that you recommended, and it was pretty awesome,

Wait, that doesn't sound fun.

Still haven't done it yet. You know what?

I don't understand.

I'm glad that's over... ...oh, it's not

This is not a date, okay?

and then also kissing? I was--

Just so you could yell at me for what I like about women?

I don't know if the online thing is for me.

No. I really liked them,

Ah, Nirvana. Hey, guys.

I've never seen anything this high before.

Ron Swanson. April Ludgate.

Oh, we weren't-- No.

It's where I buy all of my food...

We have a very sophisticated algorithm

a government-wide health initiative.

No office relationships,

Your soul-mate match was totally wrong for me.

♪ Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford ♪

Oh, this is perfect for us--

- A walk-in closet. - Oh, God.

And I was messing with her. She got pissed.

He's like a little sister to me.

and we'll just, you know, maybe go over everything?

I can assure you, there's nothing romantic going on