Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, Nirvana. Hey, guys.

but can I talk to you for a second?

I can assure you, there's nothing romantic going on

and we'll just, you know, maybe go over everything?

- A walk-in closet. - Oh, God.

I don't understand.

♪ Leslie Knope, Tom Haverford ♪

This is not a date, okay?

I actually met my wife on the site.

No. I really liked them,

Ron Swanson. April Ludgate.

And as much as it pains me to admit this,

No office relationships,

a government-wide health initiative.

I don't know if the online thing is for me.

Still haven't done it yet. You know what?

I've never seen anything this high before.

that you recommended, and it was pretty awesome,

Wait, that doesn't sound fun.

Your soul-mate match was totally wrong for me.

and then also kissing? I was--

And I was messing with her. She got pissed.

I call cakes big old cookies.

Just so you could yell at me for what I like about women?

Oh, we weren't-- No.

We have a very sophisticated algorithm

No hard feelings.

He's like a little sister to me.

It's where I buy all of my food...

I swear On this dead crow.

Oh, this is perfect for us--

I'm glad that's over... ...oh, it's not