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Okay, we don't have to do this anymore.
Soul-mate-level match.
She can't be in a wheelchair,
It simply can't happen.
A 98% match.
You are an intelligent, classy, attractive woman.
Wait, that's a garnish. You're not supposed to eat that.
Yep.
Chicky chicky parm parm
I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.
Wish number three--
Great. Okay.
Dragon fruit.
Yes, I will hold.
after I forced you to break up with Tom.
Which letter did you get?
Listen, I've eaten a commissary hamburger
- What? - Never mind.
that tastes better than any other burger you've ever had?
Your choice. I'm buying.
a similar flavor in the skittles.
You know what else gets people's heart rate up?
Is everything okay?
- That's what you do. - One.
- Yeah. - Okay.
each designed to attract a different type of girl.
Um, let me get some actual food
I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.
- Hobbies? - Organizing my agenda.
but I'd never go out with him.
Okay, I'm the CEO of the Spike TV Network.
That's what we call the sewage department.
Really? I don't think that's for me.
You're putting out some vibe today.
Mm-hmm.
Damn it, Kyle.
Ben, if it's okay with you,
The rarest jewel of all--