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Nope. Just the crows and the beef.
Whoever takes the most steps wins a prize.
No, we are not.
- Hey, what's up? - Hey.
I'm gonna say stuff about me,
You want to meet there?
You want to date me.
appearing even remotely scandalous.
See you, sweetheart.
Bye, babe.
Great. That's enough.
All right.
and we have a contest--
Leslie and I are gonna lead the meeting today
Yeah, I'm not allowed there anymore.
'Cause it's just a real bugaboo of mine.
What does this do?
I-I-I've tinkered with this recipe for years.
Yes, please.
I knew that.
You're being a little bit too feisty right now.
Christopher, got a second?
It's like door number two
Yeah, I even mixed it with another under-eye cream,
I am implementing
♪ Dating in the car, dating on the floor ♪
Talking about sex with my boss.
So just type up those ones we talked about,
Awesome.
Yeah.
- Still got it, Joe. - No, you don't.
this pointless health crusade
Okay, what do you think of dogs?
Your marriage is a sham. Good-bye, Craig.
but I actually checked out that, uh--that snow globe museum
Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me?
No, I call it Andy's mouth surprise.
So the only thing that's important to you is hotness?
likes waffles and news.
five biographies of Eleanor Roosevelt.
- Oh, yeah. - Okay.
I humbly place before you
No, but Snerling does, and it's only a 40-minute drive.
Why would anyone do that to themselves?
♪ Forever young ♪
How much are they?
I swear on this dead crow
They're condescending.