Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I can't believe I'm saying this,
A turkey burger--you take lean ground turkey meat,
Nature is amazing.
- Where's this coming from? - I don't know.
You ever tried a turkey burger?
Don't freak out,
Car.
with nothing.
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. OH, IT'S NOT
Have you thought about Internet dating?
the fourth most obese city in America.
- Can-- Yep. - All right.
- One. - I work
- One. - I have read
'cause no one ever responds to it.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
Uh, you took me to a fancy restaurant.
because I'm not an elderly person.
If so, yes. Delicious.
Doing it.
Looking good these days.
A douche-vestigation.
He was like, "huh? What? Huh? Oh. Bye."
- out of revenge. - Really?
and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat.
Favorite place?
98% match.
that I will never cook for you.
horrifying, artery-clogging hamburgers.
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
Victory over me, Ron Swanson.
I made 26 profiles,
Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers,