Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers,
- One. - I work
A turkey burger--you take lean ground turkey meat,
- One. - I have read
If so, yes. Delicious.
You know, I can't believe I'm saying this,
Uh, you took me to a fancy restaurant.
Nature is amazing.
because I'm not an elderly person.
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.
the fourth most obese city in America.
that I will never cook for you.
You ever tried a turkey burger?
Looking good these days.
Have you thought about Internet dating?
Victory over me, Ron Swanson.
and you make that into a burger, instead of red meat.
'cause no one ever responds to it.
98% match.
- Can-- Yep. - All right.
Car.
Favorite place?
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?
I made 26 profiles,
He was like, "huh? What? Huh? Oh. Bye."
Doing it.
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER. OH, IT'S NOT
horrifying, artery-clogging hamburgers.
- Where's this coming from? - I don't know.
A douche-vestigation.
Don't freak out,
- out of revenge. - Really?
with nothing.