Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Soon to be number three.

We’re coming for you Zinball

- I'm glad that's over. - Oh, it's not.

But for whatever reason, right now

I call noodles long-ass rice.

Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food.

Turkey can never beat cow, Chris.

I'm gonna try to make it work with Tom.

The "N" stands for "Nerd."

- Just-- All right. - Anyway, like I was saying...

- Yeah. - It was stirring.

And you know what? You have to forget about Ben.

- You get his number? - No.

There is some weird juju in this room right now.

Add ketchup if you want.

Where I graduated summa cum laude 1, 0, negative a billion

Tortillas are bean blankies.

This tastes as delicious as Beyonce smells...

I can't fight this feeling anymore.

I was flattered by what you said earlier.

S-sir, is there a problem?

and then-- do you know

Well, uh, I think I'm allergic to chutney.

No, no, I'm into it now.

Uh, no, I don't really feel like going to JJ's.

Sexy, well-read blonde

I'm glad that's over. Oh it's not.

I’ve Been So Fulled from Red Meat Because I Ate Too Many Beanie Macs

It's just driving me crazy.

So I have some ideas for the health initiative.

I once kissed a girl in college...

I said one thing.

He oversees every department.

We got matched up on an online dating site.

And I would just stand out there observing my empire,

And then he walked into an office that wasn't his.