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- You get his number? - No.
Well, uh, I think I'm allergic to chutney.
And I would just stand out there observing my empire,
I’ve Been So Fulled from Red Meat Because I Ate Too Many Beanie Macs
- Just-- All right. - Anyway, like I was saying...
Where I graduated summa cum laude 1, 0, negative a billion
Turkey can never beat cow, Chris.
We’re coming for you Zinball
It's just driving me crazy.
Turtles.
Uh, no, I don't really feel like going to JJ's.
I'm glad that's over. Oh it's not.
- I'm glad that's over. - Oh, it's not.
and then-- do you know
We got matched up on an online dating site.
And you know what? You have to forget about Ben.
So I have some ideas for the health initiative.
Add ketchup if you want.
I once kissed a girl in college...
There is some weird juju in this room right now.
But for whatever reason, right now
And then he walked into an office that wasn't his.
**** You, ANN!
Let's roll.
I'm guessing.
Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food.
S-sir, is there a problem?
Soon to be number three.
Sexy, well-read blonde
I'm gonna try to make it work with Tom.
He oversees every department.
I can't fight this feeling anymore.
What?
Yeah, okay.
I call noodles long-ass rice.
Um...
The "N" stands for "Nerd."
I was flattered by what you said earlier.
Tortillas are bean blankies.
Nice.
This tastes as delicious as Beyonce smells...
No, no, I'm into it now.
- Yeah. - It was stirring.
I said one thing.