Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You guys got any peanut butter back here?

My other job, the waiters do the cocktail solicitation...

Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior."

Get the piano dolly.

Yeah, right, it was Junior! Mr. Magoo!

George Clooney, don't get in the middle!

I don't know what she told you, my mother, of all people.

Look, he's gonna be the new boss now.

Wha? Yo Look here you jealous twisted ass fukkin bietch

Let me talk to you!

Leave town. Today. Right now.

What'd she tell you?

Like the man said “Rust Never Sleeps”

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

That’s my mama that we talkin about, you run a choo choo train trumpet up your ass motherfukka Not some dopehead in the nuthouse that’s doing crack or coke, I’m the motherfukka that got my mama outta them fukkin department stores

Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior...

A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is.

Easy for you to say. I don't get young ones.

How's your rash?

I have to study with Hunter.

- Poor Tony. - Yeah, he's beside himself.

You can avoid these charges if you will testify that, in fact...

That's my mother, not some fuck in Attica, stab you in the shower!

Did you bring your wife into things?

Something I said?

Get the fuck out of town.

...and I finish, you know, and her big ass is...

Something wrong, Carm?

Okay, I guess that's it.

- Carmela, the DVD is for you. - Really?

And she's gotten worse with age.

Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom?

Never been better.

But your life is in danger, so I'm willing to put the cards on the table.

You don't want to go there.

You on the one hand, me and Agent Grasso on the other.

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

We'll figure out something, come on!

How does Rosalie Aprille fit into your feelings for me?

You've got whooping cough! Get yourself under the vaporizer!

How's your rash