Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just told her the bird ended up on a singles nudist cruise.

- Okay, here's the truth.

but maybe you can start by being honest with yourself.

[sighs] - Sorry to bother you,

- Well, listen, there are some perks to being single.

- Good night. - Good night.

and you had that vision of me driving a PT Cruiser

Oh, I need a Tums.

- Okay. What do you mean?

- You want the truth? - Not from you.

- Oh. - Hi. Uh, thank you all so much for coming

- Yep, people will notice. - Okay.

- You know what?

which means I was actually right, and I end up alone.

- Oh, I was counting trees all throughout my neighborhood.

- I got a good feeling that octopus has

- Oh. - I love her.

Well, I don't know how to tell you this, Margot,

You wouldn't believe this lady that was in here upset

I love a tacky public engagement.

- Yeah, we're friends.

living in this apartment complex together?

- Why would you agree to that?

Oh, there's the exotic cucumber I gifted you.

- Yeah. You got to have girls for a girls' night.

Yeah, but it was a super, super important week.

and we don't have to talk to anybody.

I've just tried that, and it was a huge mistake.

And she says "whoa" to everything.

- Aww. Maybe Ben is the one. Maybe he isn't. Maybe--