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Your mom says hi, by the way.
Bye.
[nervous chuckle] - You ran away during his reading?
- Oh.
I hope I'm in the right place.
- I can't believe you have your own psychic store now.
- John is 30 and owns a bed frame,
- I was going to say "spent a lovely night together."
Wow. That was interesting.
- What's past the future?
- Two. - Oh, okay.
your bird is gone.
You sure it's not weird to bring a single tiny cucumber?
- Who is this John?
So what do you do here? - I'm a psychic.
[gasps]
- Oh. - Of course!
- I can do both. [laughter]
JOHN: Oh, is that a Persian?
- She said yes! - Yes!
[wheezy breaths] - Seriously?
- Well, what is your thing?
[Jessie laughs]
- You know, I'm actually not a huge fan of parties.
- Nice guy. MAGGIE: Yeah.
- Makes more sense now than when you said it
- A crisp white would be nice.
- Very sweet, but not my thing.
[all laugh]
Just tell me I'm doomed and let me give up.
- Oh, hey, Maggie. Have you seen Dave?
- Hi. I'm John. - Hi.
[blows]
ALL: Aww!
- Whoa, did you get your hair in your mustache bleach again?