Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

what are you doing tonight?

- I hope that's not why you ran away halfway through my reading.

Just feel. Quick, what's your favorite direction?

Wow. I literally can't think of words

- Peewee? My missing parakeet.

- That's right. We got to save this energy for Thursday.

- Oh, but we actually like unregulated alcohol.

- You know, I think the truth can hurt people sometimes.

- Yeah, I'm just hearing it now.

- How was your date with the Adonis?

- Okay, worrywart. See, your problem is you think too much.

[chuckles awkwardly]

It was officiated by an unlicensed wizard.

- Physically, Helvetica.

- Oh. How many were there?

- Yeah. That was the first thing he told me.

My intuition just taught me something.

- Mom. I'm not in the mood, okay.

And maybe it's better if we just

- Your intuition is wrong. Two big beers.

- Angel, why do you keep telling me to be open-minded?

of my nipples through my shirt.

- Can I interest you guys in some dessert?

I'm Louise, by the way.

and the talking to people.

LOUISE: Oh my god--

at four o'clock in the afternoon.

- Ben, love is love, even with a tentacle. Can't fight it.

at their housewarming party.

And that is something that everybody needs.

I haven't made new friends in a while.

- Got to get back on eBay now.