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- Um, have a good night.
Keys. - Your keys.
- I wasn't talking. - Hush, child.
BEN: What? What is it?
[gasps]
- Yeah. - Yeah.
TRAINER: Dig, dig. There's no shopping for a thigh gap. Come on!
Everybody loves Jessie. She's like ketchup.
'cause it's still kind of about me.
so I give him your number.
who's really into water-forward vegetables.
Those love handles aren't going to handle themselves, ladies!
- No. Jessie strikes me as someone
- Oh, you are. - I have no date prospects.
- Aww, you're sweet.
that Ben and Maggie hooked up and now they're all just, like,
- It's a housewarming. I hope that's okay.
- I'm sad just looking at it.
Can't wait.
[both giggling]
[clears throat] - Invisalign.
- Well, I can't return it
but I never called him back.
I'm off to meet Dave.
especially when you send a bunch in a row.
- Yeah, me neither.
There's a reason I go to a psychic and not a therapist.
Sometimes you drink the wrong kind,
[gags] BOTH: No, no.
I saw myself in a vision. I was married.
- What is with everybody? Nobody wants the truth anymore.
- Oh. - He builds Adirondack chairs!
- Yes!
- Have you seen Dave? [clinking]
- We'd love to. - Amazing.
who can surprise me.
I have to let the new tenant in.
- I wanted to ask if I should tell Jessie about us.
- Ben. - Maggie.
even if it hurts them?
[mimics explosion]
He's got that muscly V thing that goes right to the crotch.
You must be psychic.
[whistle blows] CROSSFIT TRAINER: Pain is a gift!
You guys should join.