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- She's calling me, man. - [phone ringing]
- I don't know! - Will you be my... Dr. Bean?
I know. I'm repeating it back to you,
[sighs]
I'm sorry, Rache. I gotta go.
Right now there are 11 million people playing Mythic Quest.
[Dana] Murdering me. They do it every time I respawn.
What... Is that like a... ocean of blood?
What about our overtime?
and making sure that...
Okay. Well, great.
- [theme music plays] - [wind whooshes]
The Blood Ocean potion.
It better be. I stayed up all night building it.
That's my job. I get to...
and many, many things that have nothing to do with the office of Human Resources.
Did you know that David got fired?
- Let's get you to a workstation, 'cause... - No. I can't. I can't.
- [drums beating] - [thunder rumbles]
[elevator dings]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I took a Xanax and drank a bottle of wine, just so I could sleep.
Move.
Yeah, you're gonna get sick.
The point is that the struggle is worth it.
I just wanna let you know that I've been thinking about it and I...
- He doesn't do time. - It's 2:00 in the morning?
unless it brings you happiness in the form of things you love.
They got a better shitter down on two. I'm gonna blow that thing up.
No. No, I'm not deflecting, all right?
Uh, some of us are 43-year-old white guys...
We're unionizing. Bitch.
Anyone raise their hand if you could.
- I wasn't picked apart at... - [crowd shouts]
with your estranged son?
- All right, Pop. - No!
I quit the stream. The backlash was never gonna end.