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And that used to be easy, by the way, it is not really easy right now, okay?
Stop, stop, stop. Dana.
Didn't you just have a massively unsuccessful reunion
Okay, look, Michelle. We're on the same side, okay?
What?
It's company policy or something. I think it's to make it less dramatic.
- [voice shaking] I got fired. - [crowd gasps]
And I'm no corporate shill. I'm one of you, I promise.
Ew. Why so glum? It's a day of celebration.
[deep male voice] Mea culpa.
I've only spent seven years coming up with this personal epiphany,
[cheering continues]
It's not my fault that she...
I don't really feel like celebrating being at this job today, Lou.
Do not answer the phone. I absolutely forbid you to...
[theme music playing]
- It's a tactic. Yawn back. - Jo, no. We don't need tactics.
Carol, you need to fire Lou and give Dana her job back,
Oh, shit, dude. I'm so sorry.
Yes, but that's actually a good thing,
[whispers] I hear it as a whisper.
[phone rings]
Oh.
Gather round, peasants!
Great! Yes. I love this new attitude, Poppy. I'm very excited.
You couldn't even give me one of the good Beatles!
I'm just trapped here.
Listen, she's gonna call you. She's gonna call you, and you cannot answer it.
Apparently some web sleuths found a reflection in her glasses.
So, I've, uh...
"Blood Ocean is a disease."
[music continues]