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You couldn't even give me one of the good Beatles!
[cheering continues]
So, I've, uh...
Great! Yes. I love this new attitude, Poppy. I'm very excited.
[theme music playing]
I don't really feel like celebrating being at this job today, Lou.
Listen, she's gonna call you. She's gonna call you, and you cannot answer it.
Apparently some web sleuths found a reflection in her glasses.
[music continues]
Do not answer the phone. I absolutely forbid you to...
It's not my fault that she...
Oh.
I'm just trapped here.
And that used to be easy, by the way, it is not really easy right now, okay?
It's company policy or something. I think it's to make it less dramatic.
- [voice shaking] I got fired. - [crowd gasps]
[phone rings]
[deep male voice] Mea culpa.
Oh, shit, dude. I'm so sorry.
- It's a tactic. Yawn back. - Jo, no. We don't need tactics.
Ew. Why so glum? It's a day of celebration.
[whispers] I hear it as a whisper.
Stop, stop, stop. Dana.
And I'm no corporate shill. I'm one of you, I promise.
Didn't you just have a massively unsuccessful reunion
Carol, you need to fire Lou and give Dana her job back,
Yes, but that's actually a good thing,
I've only spent seven years coming up with this personal epiphany,
What?
"Blood Ocean is a disease."
Gather round, peasants!
Okay, look, Michelle. We're on the same side, okay?
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