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I've only spent seven years coming up with this personal epiphany,
I don't really feel like celebrating being at this job today, Lou.
It's company policy or something. I think it's to make it less dramatic.
Stop, stop, stop. Dana.
Carol, you need to fire Lou and give Dana her job back,
- It's a tactic. Yawn back. - Jo, no. We don't need tactics.
[theme music playing]
- [voice shaking] I got fired. - [crowd gasps]
And that used to be easy, by the way, it is not really easy right now, okay?
Okay, look, Michelle. We're on the same side, okay?
Listen, she's gonna call you. She's gonna call you, and you cannot answer it.
Didn't you just have a massively unsuccessful reunion
Oh.
Great! Yes. I love this new attitude, Poppy. I'm very excited.
Ew. Why so glum? It's a day of celebration.
[deep male voice] Mea culpa.
[phone rings]
What?
Yes, but that's actually a good thing,
It's not my fault that she...
You couldn't even give me one of the good Beatles!
I'm just trapped here.
[cheering continues]
[whispers] I hear it as a whisper.
Do not answer the phone. I absolutely forbid you to...
Oh, shit, dude. I'm so sorry.
So, I've, uh...
Apparently some web sleuths found a reflection in her glasses.
[music continues]
Gather round, peasants!
And I'm no corporate shill. I'm one of you, I promise.
"Blood Ocean is a disease."