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Great! Yes. I love this new attitude, Poppy. I'm very excited.
[phone rings]
[whispers] I hear it as a whisper.
So, I've, uh...
I'm just trapped here.
Yes, but that's actually a good thing,
Didn't you just have a massively unsuccessful reunion
Okay, look, Michelle. We're on the same side, okay?
What?
Oh.
Stop, stop, stop. Dana.
And that used to be easy, by the way, it is not really easy right now, okay?
[deep male voice] Mea culpa.
Carol, you need to fire Lou and give Dana her job back,
I don't really feel like celebrating being at this job today, Lou.
And I'm no corporate shill. I'm one of you, I promise.
Listen, she's gonna call you. She's gonna call you, and you cannot answer it.
I've only spent seven years coming up with this personal epiphany,
It's not my fault that she...
"Blood Ocean is a disease."
Do not answer the phone. I absolutely forbid you to...
- It's a tactic. Yawn back. - Jo, no. We don't need tactics.
Oh, shit, dude. I'm so sorry.
Apparently some web sleuths found a reflection in her glasses.
It's company policy or something. I think it's to make it less dramatic.
[music continues]
Ew. Why so glum? It's a day of celebration.
[cheering continues]
- [voice shaking] I got fired. - [crowd gasps]
Gather round, peasants!
[theme music playing]
You couldn't even give me one of the good Beatles!