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and maybe even an afterlife, but in return they demand you pay money.
it requires a little bit of them all.
No, I'm sorry. I picked the four of hearts.
Okay, just think about your card. Okay, look at me, look at me.
I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
- I really am. - No, you're not.
- Our leader! He's leaving us. - Don't leave us, David Blaine.
This guy is performing more miracles in Denver tonight.
- That's it? That's how you did that trick? - Well, yeah.
You must understand, brother Kyle, you know too much about the church.
Okay, now turn back.
Yes, brother Kyle, but our work is not over.
We've got to make a giant stone James Earl Ray!
I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
- Hi, Jesus, it's me, Stan Marsh. - Stan Marsh.
OMG! They Killed Kenny Productions
Mom! I found out all about this great new magician named David Blaine.
Many interesting things showed up.
You should be using your money and time for other things.
Kyle, you can't kill yourself!
Then I guess you win this time, Super Best Fools.
Your magic is no match for our powers combined, Blaine.
Mohammed, the Muslim prophet with the powers of flame.
We've got to stop that oversized Abraham Lincoln! Mohammed!
It is now wine!
This is a really good turnout!
Then what's this ace of spades doing behind your ear?
UUI’m uuuuuuI’m uI’m uuuUuuiuiiuiiiuut. Y. K
Your magic is old and outdated, Jesus.
Okay, it's all clear.
we are guaranteed everlasting happiness in the afterlife.
you wanna go get a room so you can make out for a while?
If the government will not give us tax-exempt status,