Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do this.

Later, at the exact same location.

- Come in Moses! - What?

- That takes care of them. - Now it's your turn, Blaine.

The old religions have failed you!

- Jesus Christ! - He's incredible!

And you know what else Kyle said?

He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share it with you.

Dude, we got to go!

We need to know how to kill a giant, stone Abraham Lincoln.

I'm picking up movement from Blainetologists all over the country.

It is time to drown ourselves in the reflecting pool.

Congratulations, sister, you have heard the noble truth

have gathered to commit mass suicide.

Mr. President, we can't let them all kill themselves.

That's nice, Kyle. Ike, eat!

We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself.

Look, Swallow, we should be able to divert the water with that pipe.

Was that the card you picked?

- Oh, jeez, it sure got cold in here. - Next!

for tax-exempt status by committing a mass suicide.

but just like the Super Best Friends learned,

Come, Stanley, we must travel far and long.

and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me.

Oh, I guess it worked a little better on people 2,000 years ago.

May we have silence please as magician David Blaine will now

over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?

Well, this is what I believe in now, Stan,

It's not stupid, Stan. For once in my life, I feel like I'm part of something.

Oh, don't worry, I have a few more miracles up my sleeve.

- What? - If he gets tax-exempt status,

HARLEY REID FROM 45 CAUSE IM HARLEY

You're not really happy.

My children, it is time for you to go home

until you die, as such.

You see, cults are dangerous because they promise you hope, happiness

The miracle I am most famous for is turning water into wine.