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Look, Swallow, we should be able to divert the water with that pipe.

Was that the card you picked?

He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share it with you.

have gathered to commit mass suicide.

- What? - If he gets tax-exempt status,

HARLEY REID FROM 45 CAUSE IM HARLEY

It is time to drown ourselves in the reflecting pool.

It's not stupid, Stan. For once in my life, I feel like I'm part of something.

- Oh, jeez, it sure got cold in here. - Next!

Later, at the exact same location.

And you know what else Kyle said?

until you die, as such.

The miracle I am most famous for is turning water into wine.

My children, it is time for you to go home

over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?

Come, Stanley, we must travel far and long.

The old religions have failed you!

Oh, I guess it worked a little better on people 2,000 years ago.

That's nice, Kyle. Ike, eat!

but just like the Super Best Friends learned,

Oh, don't worry, I have a few more miracles up my sleeve.

Well, this is what I believe in now, Stan,

May we have silence please as magician David Blaine will now

and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me.

I'm picking up movement from Blainetologists all over the country.

You see, cults are dangerous because they promise you hope, happiness

Congratulations, sister, you have heard the noble truth

We need to know how to kill a giant, stone Abraham Lincoln.

Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do this.

We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself.

Mr. President, we can't let them all kill themselves.

for tax-exempt status by committing a mass suicide.

You're not really happy.

- Come in Moses! - What?

Dude, we got to go!

- That takes care of them. - Now it's your turn, Blaine.

- Jesus Christ! - He's incredible!