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It is time to drown ourselves in the reflecting pool.

I'm picking up movement from Blainetologists all over the country.

The miracle I am most famous for is turning water into wine.

- That takes care of them. - Now it's your turn, Blaine.

- Oh, jeez, it sure got cold in here. - Next!

have gathered to commit mass suicide.

May we have silence please as magician David Blaine will now

Look, Swallow, we should be able to divert the water with that pipe.

Congratulations, sister, you have heard the noble truth

It's not stupid, Stan. For once in my life, I feel like I'm part of something.

Was that the card you picked?

And you know what else Kyle said?

We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself.

- Jesus Christ! - He's incredible!

That's nice, Kyle. Ike, eat!

until you die, as such.

My children, it is time for you to go home

over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?

for tax-exempt status by committing a mass suicide.

Dude, we got to go!

but just like the Super Best Friends learned,

The old religions have failed you!

He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share it with you.

You see, cults are dangerous because they promise you hope, happiness

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and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me.

Oh, I guess it worked a little better on people 2,000 years ago.

We need to know how to kill a giant, stone Abraham Lincoln.

Later, at the exact same location.

Come, Stanley, we must travel far and long.

Mr. President, we can't let them all kill themselves.

Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do this.

- What? - If he gets tax-exempt status,

You're not really happy.

- Come in Moses! - What?

Well, this is what I believe in now, Stan,

Oh, don't worry, I have a few more miracles up my sleeve.