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Oh, don't worry, I have a few more miracles up my sleeve.

My children, it is time for you to go home

Was that the card you picked?

for tax-exempt status by committing a mass suicide.

- Come in Moses! - What?

- Jesus Christ! - He's incredible!

- What? - If he gets tax-exempt status,

And you know what else Kyle said?

I'm picking up movement from Blainetologists all over the country.

HARLEY REID FROM 45 CAUSE IM HARLEY

May we have silence please as magician David Blaine will now

- Oh, jeez, it sure got cold in here. - Next!

over different religions, you guys are all actually friends?

have gathered to commit mass suicide.

It is time to drown ourselves in the reflecting pool.

- That takes care of them. - Now it's your turn, Blaine.

Look, Swallow, we should be able to divert the water with that pipe.

Oh, I guess it worked a little better on people 2,000 years ago.

Congratulations, sister, you have heard the noble truth

It's not stupid, Stan. For once in my life, I feel like I'm part of something.

We've just gotten word from Mr. Blaine himself.

and you're a dumbass if you don't come with me.

Mr. President, we can't let them all kill themselves.

The miracle I am most famous for is turning water into wine.

Cartman! We've been brainwashed, don't you see? We don't have to do this.

The old religions have failed you!

Come, Stanley, we must travel far and long.

You see, cults are dangerous because they promise you hope, happiness

Well, this is what I believe in now, Stan,

until you die, as such.

We need to know how to kill a giant, stone Abraham Lincoln.

He also wrote a book, and we'd like to share it with you.

That's nice, Kyle. Ike, eat!

You're not really happy.

Dude, we got to go!

Later, at the exact same location.

but just like the Super Best Friends learned,