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K is for Kenny
Thank you, everyone. Our organisation grows larger every day.
Don't call Mr. Blaine a gaywod. He's a brilliant man.
"David Blaine workshop. Learn all about David Blaine at the Centre for Magic."
- Not so fast, David Blaine! - Jesus! Not again.
- Lao-tzu. - Sea Man.
Buddha? Buddha, come in.
except for Buddha, of course, who doesn't really believe in evil.
Krishna, We're going to need wood for a mold!
Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Sea Man!
David Blaine perform in Denver.
Hello, ma'am! My name is Kyle and this is Cartman.
K B-)
I told on you. I told on you.
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastard!
Ike, you will eat this!
- Then he'll become a real religion. - He would become unstoppable.
Very well, I shall perform the miracle. Behold!
Well, it looks like everything worked out.
Meanwhile, at the White House.
If you look through David Blaine's incredible book,
Oh, yes. You see, David Blaine is much more than a magician.
Kyle?
We all believe in the power of good over evil
What do you mean? We're learning all kinds of cool stuff.
We've got to make a giant, stone John Wilkes Booth.
Are you still keeping your eyes closed?
- Wow! - No way!
There has to be a way to destroy it. Jesus to Moses.
Did you hear that, guys? We're finally gonna die!
Give us what we want or we will continue to die.