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Hello, everyone.
That could be difficult, brother Kyle, but, all right, listen.
- What? - I think Stan might have been right.
I'm not in your way. You are.
- And do not open your eyes. - I am ready.
in order to get the prize.
it's going to make my family really sad.
The headquarters for those who stand for what's right.
and it'll be impossible for me to get Kyle out.
Stripper Skipper
Why don't we go into the back room for a second and talk. Then you can leave.
I'm so thankful for David Blaine's book, and I'm so thankful that he showed me
- So you're not a cult? - A cult? No.
the way to true happiness, but I think about his plan often.
How many times have you felt like nobody knows the real you.
Krishna, the Hindu deity.
Guess who I am, you guys!
Let's read some of the book together, shall we?
The government has denied our church's request for tax-exempt status.
Kyle, I think we may have gotten into something bad here.
Okay, try again.
- You're my super best friend. - You're my super best friend, too, Kyle.
I had no idea how unhappy I was until today.
- The ways of the black arts. - That's right, Semen.
- What are we doing? - We're getting out of here.
And so, Semen and Swallow get to work.
- Everything is as it should be. - Oh, shut up, Buddha.
Then I guess I'm a dumbass.
It doesn't matter, ma'am. Blainetology is for everyone.