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The government has denied our church's request for tax-exempt status.
I'm not in your way. You are.
- What are we doing? - We're getting out of here.
I had no idea how unhappy I was until today.
it's going to make my family really sad.
- So you're not a cult? - A cult? No.
- And do not open your eyes. - I am ready.
It doesn't matter, ma'am. Blainetology is for everyone.
Then I guess I'm a dumbass.
the way to true happiness, but I think about his plan often.
Stripper Skipper
How many times have you felt like nobody knows the real you.
Guess who I am, you guys!
- What? - I think Stan might have been right.
Hello, everyone.
- Everything is as it should be. - Oh, shut up, Buddha.
- You're my super best friend. - You're my super best friend, too, Kyle.
That could be difficult, brother Kyle, but, all right, listen.
I'm so thankful for David Blaine's book, and I'm so thankful that he showed me
and it'll be impossible for me to get Kyle out.
- The ways of the black arts. - That's right, Semen.
Let's read some of the book together, shall we?
Okay, try again.
in order to get the prize.
Kyle, I think we may have gotten into something bad here.
Krishna, the Hindu deity.
The headquarters for those who stand for what's right.
And so, Semen and Swallow get to work.
Why don't we go into the back room for a second and talk. Then you can leave.