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It doesn't matter, ma'am. Blainetology is for everyone.
and it'll be impossible for me to get Kyle out.
The government has denied our church's request for tax-exempt status.
Let's read some of the book together, shall we?
- So you're not a cult? - A cult? No.
- What? - I think Stan might have been right.
- You're my super best friend. - You're my super best friend, too, Kyle.
I'm so thankful for David Blaine's book, and I'm so thankful that he showed me
How many times have you felt like nobody knows the real you.
Why don't we go into the back room for a second and talk. Then you can leave.
Hello, everyone.
- What are we doing? - We're getting out of here.
That could be difficult, brother Kyle, but, all right, listen.
Krishna, the Hindu deity.
Okay, try again.
- The ways of the black arts. - That's right, Semen.
The headquarters for those who stand for what's right.
the way to true happiness, but I think about his plan often.
And so, Semen and Swallow get to work.
I'm not in your way. You are.
Kyle, I think we may have gotten into something bad here.
Guess who I am, you guys!
- Everything is as it should be. - Oh, shut up, Buddha.
it's going to make my family really sad.
I had no idea how unhappy I was until today.
in order to get the prize.
- And do not open your eyes. - I am ready.
Stripper Skipper
Then I guess I'm a dumbass.