Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YES, BUT WE NEED TO FILL IN OUR LAST-MINUTE BOOSTER CLUB ADD-ONS HERE.

BECAUSE I'M THE STUPID TREASURER, AND IT'D LOOK FISHY.

BETWEEN US THAT YOU BLEW OFF --

OKAY, KISS UNCLE NEWTIE FOR ME.

THIS IS MY WORKPLACE, I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE

SURE, GRANDPA. RORY...

STRAIGHT LINES WITH THESE COVERS HERE.

IT HASN'T BEEN THAT MUCH. 31 DAYS YOU'VE BEEN OUT.

ME AND MAX? NO. WE KISSED.

YOUNG CHUI'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

HOW WILL YOU PLAY WITH YOUR MOM BEING SO STRICT?

WE'LL TALK HIM OUT OF IT. GOOD.

ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T SHOW AT OUR NEXT MEETING,

MY KID WAS 18 WHEN SHE WAS 10.

SOOKIE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

IF YOU SEE ANY UNATTACHED GIRLS

EITHER WAY, THANKS FOR THE OFFER.

BUSY? REAL BUSY.

WOW, YOU GUYS ARE HERE. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

WE STILL GOTTA PUT AWAY

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE. I WAS RIGHT ON TIME,

I'M NOT SURE I WANT YOU COMING HOME.

IT'S LIKE STICKING YOUR HAND IN A TOILET. NICE.

YELL WHEN SHE'S TIRED OF THE THING. GIVE IT TIME.

A GUY NAMED LLOYD IS FEELING UP GRANDMA.

THE MORE FURNITURE IN BETWEEN, THE BETTER.

PERFECT. BRIAN, YOU'RE JUST NERVOUS. USE YOUR INHALER.

YEAH. HE'S A COOL GUY.

IT'S OKAY. FORGET IT. I CAN LIGHT IT.

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

A FINAL QUOTE FROM THE YACHT OWNER,

AND I'M IN LOVE WITH DAVE RYGALSKI.

GOODBYE, LORELAI.

STARTING OFF WITH A SLOW TUNE WON'T WORK.

I'M GOING TO ORDER ALL MY DRUGS ONLINE.

NOT FEELIN' THE LOVE HERE. YADDA, YADDA, YADDA.

YOU'RE DRUNK. NO, I'M -- AM I?

I REMEMBER INVITING YOU. IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE HERE.

I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, I'M STILL SEEING ALEX,

AND THEY ARE SO CUTE -- CHIN CHIN AND PAW PAW.

WE'RE GOING ON IN 5 MINUTES. CAN YOU PLAY?

OH, YOU'RE DEAD.

YOU GUYS COULD STAY HERE. IT'LL BE ON THE HOUSE.

THERE'S BEER. IS THAT LEGAL?

WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY, YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. YEAH, I GUESS.

GO WHERE? ANYWHERE.

WE WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE --" "GREATLY'S" UNDERLINED 3 TIMES.

RORY AND JESS ARE GONNA DELIVER MY DRUMS TO KYLE'S HOUSE.

IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE. SORRY.

I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D WANNA GO TO THE PROM.

THANKS. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A SHORT BREAK, AND THEN WE'LL BE BACK.

NO. THAT'S OKAY. NO. DO IT, LUKE.

HEY, KYLE, MIND IF I USE YOUR PHONE? AS LONG AS IT'S LOCAL.

FEELS LIKE A MILLION YEARS AGO. OOH! WHO ARE YOU CALLING?

WE CAN'T ALL BE FREAKS. TRUE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FARRAH'S 18.

DO YOU WANT AN ASPIRIN? I PROBABLY HAVE A TIC TAC.