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I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT THE HELL'S HOLDING UP THIS LINE?
WE'RE THROWING A BIG PARTY ON A YACHT.
WELL, WHAT IS THIS NOW, RIGHT HERE?
RORY, STOP. JUST STOP IT! I DIDN'T INVITE YOU HERE. YOU CAME ON YOUR OWN!
OKAY. OH, WHAT ELSE?
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
THAT WAS NOT YOUR MOTHER. TELL ME THAT WASN'T YOUR MOTHER.
THERE. START PUMPING.
WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY, DON'T YOU THINK?
FORGET THE INCONVENIENCE OF BEING AT SEA
I RUN OUT OF BREATH SAYING IT.
ARE YOU THE ATTENDANCE MONITOR?
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE.
WELL, APPARENTLY, RICK IS 21.
HELLO, MAMA. HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
AND A COUPLE OF PILLOW MINTS.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER COME IN FRIDAY NIGHT?
I'M NOT GONNA ATTACK YOU.
WILL HAUNT YOU FOR LIFE. TRUST ME. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
ANYWAY, HERE I AM.
ACTUALLY, YOU WON'T. NICOLE AND I ARE GOING SKIING,
WHAT'S WRONG, BRIAN? I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
JOAN, YOU GOTTA WATCH THE CASHBOX.
AND NO EYE CONTACT.
HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YEAH, WE CAN DO ALL THIS.
NO, NO. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT?
IT SAILS FOR 3 HOURS, THEN CONCLUDES WITH A FIREWORKS SHOW.
THAT WE DON'T WANNA PAY FOR THIS YACHT.
ANY MORE LEFT IN THAT THING? PLENTY. FOAM OR NO FOAM?
I TOLD YOU THE THING IN THE BAG DID SOMETHING.
HEY, YOU DROP A CHIP, YOU PICK IT UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
EVEN WITHOUT AN INHALER, THAT NAME IS TOO LONG.
BECAUSE SHE CAN'T STAY AT MINE BECAUSE OF JESS.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
I FANTASIZED ABOUT KISSING HIM SO MUCH
SO DON'T DO IT THEN.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
SIT DOWN.
MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO. THAT'S TOO BAD.
GOT ENOUGH SONGS? ENOUGH FOR TWO HALF-HOUR SETS.
'CAUSE THAT'S 40 MILES OF BAD ROAD.
KYLE'S PARENTS ARE GOING TO MARRIAGE ENCOUNTER
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *
YOU USED TO GO TO OUR SCHOOL. HE STILL GOES.
YOU WENT TO STANFORD. YOU DATED DIANE. IT WAS RIGHT FOR US.
COME ON, LET'S SPREAD THE WORD --
YOU HURT LITTLE DIGITAL DAN'S FEELINGS.
I WILL. HEY, HON. YEAH?
OKAY.
WASN'T THAT THE DEAL?
DAVE, WHAT'S WRONG? I MEAN, WE TOTALLY ROCKED.
WHEN DID WE BECOME SO OLD AND PATHETIC?
BATHROOM LINE.
GUYS, COME ON, JUST BE HAPPY.
SHH. SORRY.
SAY GOODBYE. IT'S GONE. WHATEVER.
PAW PAW'S THE ONE WITH THE SQUATTY LITTLE NOSE.
21! WHOO-HOO!
ENJOY YOUR BOOSTER CLUB MEETING.
YOU THINK SOMEONE WOULD'VE FOUND IT.
IT'S PROBABLY HOLED UP IN SOME CHOP SHOP.
AT THE END WHEN THE TREE'S ON FIRE AND HE PUTS HIMSELF OUT IN THE FLOOD.