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NO, DON'T CALL THEM. HEY, THIS RIFT IS BETWEEN YOU AND THEM.
COME ON, LET'S GO! YEAH. COME ON! ROCK 'N' ROLL!
HOW ABOUT YOU, LANE -- YOU NEED WATER OR ANYTHING?
STOP IT. NO. REALLY. IT'S NO PROBLEM.
YOU WERE BOTH JAMES DEANING IT, KEEPING IT PROFESSIONAL.
TO TAKE ME TO A FICTIONAL SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST BOWLING PARTY
I MADE CALLS AND I'VE SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO GET AROUND IT.
WELL, WELL, JESS MARIANO. WHAT A PLEASURE. SIT DOWN.
JEEZ.
WILL DO.
TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S FOR DINNER.
I'VE BEEN SUMMONED TO DUTY. SOUNDS LIKE IT.
HOW COULD THEY BOUNCE BACK SO QUICKLY?
YOU'RE GONNA REPLACE ME? WE'RE NOT GONNA REPLACE YOU. JUST RELAX.
IT'S ONE OF THOSE MILK KEGS. GOOD ONE.
YOU'RE VERY TOTALITARIAN TODAY. NO, IT JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY.
GOT A GOOD ONE OF YOU. NICE CHEEKBONES.
REALLY? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND MUCH.
OH, SORRY. I'M JUST -- NEAREST BATHROOM?
HE NEVER ONCE LOOKED AT YOU?
THE SEASICKNESS FACTOR, ABETTED BY SNUCK-IN FLASKS
"ZEALOUS XYLOPHONIST." THAT'S SWEET!
SO, WHAT DID I MISS? NOTHING MUCH.
DOUG WAS LATE, TOO, HE WAS VOTED LEAD CHAPERONE.
"YOUR INVOLVEMENT, ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE. YOU'RE OUT.
THE CHOPS -- FOLLOW THEM TO THE EDGE OF THE DESERT.
HE'S NOT FEELING WELL.
COME ON IN.
21! YEAH!
OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'VE BEEN PICKING ON YOU MERCILESSLY. PRETTY MUCH.
I CAN'T BE BUSY? THAT'S AVOIDING ME, SAYING YOU'RE BUSY.
I BELIEVE WE SCARED DOUG AWAY.
WE'RE WITH THE BAND. WE'RE THE ROADIES AND THE SOUND CREW
THERE ARE OTHER COMPLICATIONS WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
THAT'S OUR FALLBACK. THAT'S WHY I SAID NAH. REMEMBERED IT WAS OUR FALLBACK.
NO. IT'S LOUD THERE. LOUD?
NO INSTRUCTIONS.
PROM TICKETS ARE FOR GRADUATING SENIORS ONLY.
YOU HAD THE RING, AND YOU SAID NO.
ARE YOU EATING THERE? IF THEY HAVE STUFF.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 10 FEET.
YOU GOTTA TAKE THE WHOLE YEAR. THE WHOLE YEAR? NO WAY.
* WHITE RIOT, I WANNA RIOT *
I WASN'T READY. IT WAS A BAD ANGLE AND IT'S A HARSH LIGHT.
DON'T CALL PLANTS BY THEIR SPECIFIC NAMES.
I'M NOT STUPID. I DON'T ACT STUPID WITH ANYONE ELSE!
[ CYMBAL CRASHES ]
SHE'S NOT A MUSIC FREAK LIKE YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING OR WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
FOR WHAT I DO AROUND YOU. YOU'RE LIKE A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE
THAT CASTS SOME KINDA SPELL ON ME, MAKES ME ACT STUPID!
I DID THREE. YOU WENT TO MY THIRD ONE.
YOU HAD YOUR SHOT, OKAY?
I'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE DOCUMENTATION. LORELAI...
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I LEFT THE CASHBOX IN THE CAR.
THESE POINTS CALL FOR A CHANGE IN VENUE
HE JUST TURNED 21. PRETTY AWESOME.
HEY, HEY. WE'RE NEITHER.
DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!
TO WARD OFF SUSPICION. YOU'RE OFF TO THE PARTY EARLY?
SO YOURS IS BETTER? FOLLOW THEM TO THE EDGE OF THE DESERT
HAVING GRAD NIGHT ON A YACHT IS THE WORST IDEA
WHAT ELSE, WHAT ELSE?
IS MEMORABLE AND CLASSY.
IS HE? KIND OF.