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HEY, HEY. WE'RE NEITHER.
IS MEMORABLE AND CLASSY.
DOUG WAS LATE, TOO, HE WAS VOTED LEAD CHAPERONE.
THERE ARE OTHER COMPLICATIONS WITH THIS WHOLE THING.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 10 FEET.
NO. IT'S LOUD THERE. LOUD?
IS HE? KIND OF.
YOU'RE GONNA REPLACE ME? WE'RE NOT GONNA REPLACE YOU. JUST RELAX.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING OR WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
* WHITE RIOT, I WANNA RIOT *
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I LEFT THE CASHBOX IN THE CAR.
HOW ABOUT YOU, LANE -- YOU NEED WATER OR ANYTHING?
I DID THREE. YOU WENT TO MY THIRD ONE.
OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'VE BEEN PICKING ON YOU MERCILESSLY. PRETTY MUCH.
HE JUST TURNED 21. PRETTY AWESOME.
YOU GOTTA TAKE THE WHOLE YEAR. THE WHOLE YEAR? NO WAY.
THESE POINTS CALL FOR A CHANGE IN VENUE
TO WARD OFF SUSPICION. YOU'RE OFF TO THE PARTY EARLY?
I'VE BEEN SUMMONED TO DUTY. SOUNDS LIKE IT.
SHE'S NOT A MUSIC FREAK LIKE YOU.
HE'S NOT FEELING WELL.
STOP IT. NO. REALLY. IT'S NO PROBLEM.
WE'RE WITH THE BAND. WE'RE THE ROADIES AND THE SOUND CREW
HOW COULD THEY BOUNCE BACK SO QUICKLY?
I BELIEVE WE SCARED DOUG AWAY.
JEEZ.
OH, SORRY. I'M JUST -- NEAREST BATHROOM?
THAT CASTS SOME KINDA SPELL ON ME, MAKES ME ACT STUPID!
YOU WERE BOTH JAMES DEANING IT, KEEPING IT PROFESSIONAL.
THAT'S OUR FALLBACK. THAT'S WHY I SAID NAH. REMEMBERED IT WAS OUR FALLBACK.
GOT A GOOD ONE OF YOU. NICE CHEEKBONES.
HAVING GRAD NIGHT ON A YACHT IS THE WORST IDEA
NO, DON'T CALL THEM. HEY, THIS RIFT IS BETWEEN YOU AND THEM.
PROM TICKETS ARE FOR GRADUATING SENIORS ONLY.
WHAT ELSE, WHAT ELSE?
TO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S FOR DINNER.
YOU HAD YOUR SHOT, OKAY?
YOU HAD THE RING, AND YOU SAID NO.
SO, WHAT DID I MISS? NOTHING MUCH.
I WASN'T READY. IT WAS A BAD ANGLE AND IT'S A HARSH LIGHT.
WELL, WELL, JESS MARIANO. WHAT A PLEASURE. SIT DOWN.
COME ON IN.
TO TAKE ME TO A FICTIONAL SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST BOWLING PARTY
I MADE CALLS AND I'VE SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO GET AROUND IT.
YOU'RE VERY TOTALITARIAN TODAY. NO, IT JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY.
DON'T CALL PLANTS BY THEIR SPECIFIC NAMES.
"YOUR INVOLVEMENT, ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF
21! YEAH!
I CAN'T BE BUSY? THAT'S AVOIDING ME, SAYING YOU'RE BUSY.
ARE YOU EATING THERE? IF THEY HAVE STUFF.
HE NEVER ONCE LOOKED AT YOU?
IT'S ONE OF THOSE MILK KEGS. GOOD ONE.
SO YOURS IS BETTER? FOLLOW THEM TO THE EDGE OF THE DESERT
THE CHOPS -- FOLLOW THEM TO THE EDGE OF THE DESERT.
COME ON, LET'S GO! YEAH. COME ON! ROCK 'N' ROLL!
"ZEALOUS XYLOPHONIST." THAT'S SWEET!
I'M NOT STUPID. I DON'T ACT STUPID WITH ANYONE ELSE!
REALLY? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND MUCH.
I'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE DOCUMENTATION. LORELAI...
THE SEASICKNESS FACTOR, ABETTED BY SNUCK-IN FLASKS
WILL DO.
FOR WHAT I DO AROUND YOU. YOU'RE LIKE A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE. YOU'RE OUT.
NO INSTRUCTIONS.
[ CYMBAL CRASHES ]
DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!