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WE PLAYED, AND WE DIDN'T SUCK, RIGHT?
OH, THAT WAS THE MOTHER. I AM LIBERATED, MY FRIEND.
AND I'M THE TREASURER, I GOTTA BE COOL OR IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
[ LANE RETCHING ]
I WAS TRYING TO BUY TICKETS, AND THEY SAID TO SEE YOU.
WHAT'S THIS? OUR CASHBOX.
FINE. I'LL TAKE SUMMER SCHOOL IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
SAD BOY. WHAT'S WRONG?
WITH THAT LAST FUNCTION, WE RAISED ENOUGH TO PUT US IN THE BLACK,
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
JESS.
JESS AND I ARE HELPING THE BAND SET UP. YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR PURSE.
THE PARTY STARTS WHILE ITS IN DOCK,
I'M GOING WITH DAVE, BECAUSE WE ROCK TOGETHER, MAMA.
THEY MADE YOU TREASURER? ARE THEY INSANE?
[ SIGHS ]
THE MEETINGS I SET UP BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR COUNSELOR,
SO, ANY WORD ON YOUR CAR? NOTHING.
YOU COULDN'T EVEN WORK YOUR WINDMILLS IN.
AND I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM AFTER TO TALK,
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS 10.
THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
IT WAS NOT AN ILLUSION, DOUG HENNING. WE KISSED.
COME IN.
OH, NO, NO. UP, UP, UP.
OH, AND GENTLEMAN. SORRY.
TWO SECONDS, WE'VE ALREADY RUN INTO EACH OTHER. DOESN'T COUNT.
THE CUT-OFF'S 20. THAT'S IT -- JUST LIKE THAT?
WE GOT WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
WE'RE NOT PAYING. NO, NO, BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU START PAYING...IN SWEAT.
SEVERAL OF WHICH I'VE CALLED.
THAT'S LIKE 11,000 BASKETBALL PLAYERS LYING END-TO-END,
THAT'S A SAFE DISTANCE FOR US,
IF YOU GOT TO KNOW HIM, YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
THAT'S WHY IT WAS WEIRD.
WELL, UM, I'LL LET YOU GO, OKAY?
I CAN HIT THE STICKS ON THOSE BRUMS.
EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
WE'RE TOO CLOSE AGAIN! I DIDN'T BRING A TAPE MEASURE!
WHAT WE NEED'S A NAME. I'VE MADE MY SUGGESTION.
THEN NO DIPLOMA.
AND HERE IT'S "AT HOME WITH THE 700 CLUB."
IT'S COMMON COURTESY, FOLKS.
NO. I WAS TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL.
HE KNOWS YOUR MOM LIKES HIM AND WE'RE OUTTA TIME.
THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED.
YES -- NO. I DON'T KNOW.
AND YOU SAID THAT THAT WAS RIGHT FOR YOU, TOO.
[ Voice breaking ] I --
I LIKE YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW DAVE.
BE JUDGMENTAL LATER. HELP ME IN MY FISCAL CRISIS.
DID YOU ALSO KISS TERRY AND JOAN?
SO HE'S THROWING THIS MONDO PARTY.
OH, MAN. YOU DO NOT PHOTOGRAPH WELL.
GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
SO, TERRY, WHY DON'T YOU CONTINUE?
OH, MAX, WE HAD A WHOLE COUNTRY BETWEEN US FOR A YEAR.
FIGURES.
PILLOWS NICE AND PLUMP.
I WAS JUST PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.
YOU'RE ALL READY FOR YOUR EVENING. GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
I'M BARBARA EPSTEIN. I TEACH DRAMA. I'LL BE YOUR FACULTY REP TONIGHT.
[ SIGHS ]
HOW ABOUT THE WE?
I LIKE THEM, TOO. I LIKE ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
IF I KNEW WHERE MAX WAS ON THIS, I'D KNOW BETTER WHERE I WAS.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
WE'LL GO THEN. I PROMISE.
[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
GREAT, GREAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DRUMS?