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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I HATE THAT! IT'S LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE.
GUYS, JUST STOP IT!
60 PEOPLE!
I COUNTED THE MONEY IN THE CASHBOX, AND I'M $18 SHORT.
FINISH THEM OR DON'T START THEM AT ALL.
THE JOB WAS FORCED ON ME.
THE [ COUGHS, MUMBLES ]
YOUNG CHUI, WE GOTTA TALK.
YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING. MY CAR IS THAT WAY.
I'M ON FRIENDLY TERMS. I KNOW.
AT MY DESK IN MY FUTILE ATTEMPT TO CATCH UP.
IT'S JUST THAT THEY'RE PROBABLY SITTING THERE EATING ALONE,
I CAN CATCH UP. I'M SMARTER THAN ANYONE HERE.
VERY REFRESHING.
DO I LOOK OKAY? THEY WAITING FOR A BELLMAN?
THEY WERE VERY GRACIOUS, WHICH MADE IT HARDER.
AND I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU I'M DRUMMING IN A BAND TONIGHT
AND HE WAS SO NONCHALANT.
WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE MONTHS AGO.
GLOOMY. WE'LL GO WHEN THEY GET DONE PLAYING.
BUT THAT'S WHEN I WAS A MAID.
I DID THREE. WHAT?
HOW'S IT LOOK OUT THERE? LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BULLET
I DON'T KNOW. OH, MAN, I'M SCREWED.
HAD A BEER AND A HALF -- NICE, COLD BEER --
BRILLIANT.
FACULTY ADVISERS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO
BREAK IT UP!
NOW I'M GONNA ZOOM IN ON JUST THE BREAKFAST MEATS.
OH, HE LOOKED, BUT IT WAS VERY LACKING IN MEANING.
JUST A TALK? WE'LL KEEP IT FRIENDLY, HONEST.
THE VOTE WAS UNANIMOUS.
MAYBE IT WAS AN ILLUSION.
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS OUT OF THERE. YALE'S GRABBED YOU.
AND LEGOLAS GRABS THE STRAPS AND SWINGS HIMSELF ON IT.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT 18 OF MY OWN DOLLARS IN
GOT A NICE SHAPE TO IT.
MAYBE I'LL SKIP IT. GOOD THINKING.
[ SNIFFLES ]
AND I'M ADVISING ON MAKE-UP FOR LANE AND THE KEEPER OF BRIAN'S SANDWICH AND THERMOS.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
AND WE'RE GETTING A RIDICULOUSLY EARLY START.
THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH GOING TO PRETEND TO IGNORE THE KISS.
NOT KIRK. HE'LL BE PLAYING VIDEO TRIVIA AT THE PIZZA PLACE.
I WENT HOME AND PLAYED WITH MY PUPPIES,
YOU CAN'T JUST START A THOUGHT AND THEN SAY, "NO."
DUDE, DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT.
I'M GONNA TAKE A PICTURE AND THEN ORDER OFF THE CAMERA.
THAT AT SOME POINT, I REALLY THOUGHT IT HAPPENED.
THESE ESSAYS ARE DUE TOMORROW, I'M WAY BEHIND IN MY READING,
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AFTER YOU LEAVE.