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- Hey, five stars, though, right? - Yeah, fine.
but... I mean, that's crazy, right?
Go. Shoo.
Oh.
It's the virtual Gordita Crunch.
Boom. Alpha.
What up, playa-playa?!
Why don't you try swallowing them whole?
What do you want from me?
What about toes? You're skipping toes!
I feel more optimistic when you're around.
building a family.
What the fuck?!
And my supervisor's up my ass.
So another option maybe, if you lose a few.
That's my ex-husband, Carl.
Getting paint in her hair.
because you're "mmm-mmm" good.
You ain't paying me enough.
I muted the system, you goofy bitch,
Oh.
I tried to dumb it down as much as I could.
- We have an eater. - So, Nevaeh, what's the plan?
Who is this cute lady?
- Oh. - Ew. No, thank you.
She loved you.
Well, you two have fun.
in the men's room is clogged,
Would you like to get out of here
I've ever had are...
I volunteer at the Y on weekends,
For real, though, children are the future.
- Elf ears. - Okay, put them back.
- Go! Go! - Daddy, listen to how she's talking to us.
Um, uh, well, this is my desk.
Cease crunching!
I wish I could have a sleepover with her.
and data mining at CUNY Staten Island.
Morning, Uncle Nathan.
Because you don't buy anything.
- Okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
Damn it.
First one's free!
So, really good.
Wow. Crazy night.
- Oh, yes. - Aw, poor thing.
and watch the sunset?