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Damn it.
and watch the sunset?
- Elf ears. - Okay, put them back.
What do you want from me?
Um, uh, well, this is my desk.
I feel more optimistic when you're around.
So, really good.
That's my ex-husband, Carl.
Cease crunching!
- Oh. - Ew. No, thank you.
Because you don't buy anything.
I wish I could have a sleepover with her.
I tried to dumb it down as much as I could.
Boom. Alpha.
but... I mean, that's crazy, right?
- Go! Go! - Daddy, listen to how she's talking to us.
And my supervisor's up my ass.
I volunteer at the Y on weekends,
Oh.
in the men's room is clogged,
Who is this cute lady?
You ain't paying me enough.
First one's free!
Morning, Uncle Nathan.
Wow. Crazy night.
and data mining at CUNY Staten Island.
Oh.
Would you like to get out of here
What up, playa-playa?!
So another option maybe, if you lose a few.
Why don't you try swallowing them whole?
I've ever had are...
- We have an eater. - So, Nevaeh, what's the plan?
- Okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
What about toes? You're skipping toes!
- Oh, yes. - Aw, poor thing.
What the fuck?!
Well, you two have fun.
I muted the system, you goofy bitch,
It's the virtual Gordita Crunch.
- Hey, five stars, though, right? - Yeah, fine.
She loved you.
building a family.
For real, though, children are the future.
Go. Shoo.
because you're "mmm-mmm" good.
Getting paint in her hair.