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Oh, I can do better than that.
Look what Daddy bought with his settlement money.
We have to scrub out every trace of your father
We're like brothers.
I don't know, but it's gonna be something really clever.
-Controversies. -[screams]
[deep voice] Oh, my.
Think! Think!
after my third Meadowlark Lemon surgery.
[both grunting, laughing]
It's summer, and the kids want to swim.
He's fat and lazy and carries diner jelly packs
if a dog steals your pool ball,
Tex-Mex tea.
At least one of us can have a legacy.
[Homer snores]
My legacy can be Lisa.
♪ Now the pain is for pleasure ♪
You know, the way Middle East oil spent billions
So dive on in to Noodleball
You're on the cover of Avocado Aficionado.
I call it a "roundsie."
Noodleball is the perfect game
Now you're just making up names.
Aw, I called dibs on Lisa in the delivery room.
Wh-What is this, Dad?
If you're her dad, this explains so much.
Avocado oil Bellini?
If you keep this up, you could not gain 50 pounds.
because the judge banned you from renting
A legacy that we created together.
I fell into wet cement in front of the church
you're allowed to steal its ball.
Absolutely.
I don't think he understands doors.
[Grampa groans]
endangers wildlife everywhere.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
I can't dump Grampa.
We don't have a pool, Homer.
Oh...
-D'oh! -You're the plaintiff.
it's all about picking the right moment.
Dumb, stupid, dumb.