Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Come on, come on, come on, I like it, like it, come on. ♪

Dad, look what just came up on Wiccapedia.

-Mind the ass print. -[groans]

Now, I hope you don't mind,

You'll have so much more time to spend

you rented a backhoe to this man

He's been at the bottom of that hole for hours.

Springfield's golden-agers are lining up

-Woo-hoo! -[sighs] I've spent 25 years

in empty swimming pools.

for a few extra words in your obituary.

who wants to hear the story of your life.

"He was stabbed in the back by his son."

♪ Na-na-na-na-na, come on ♪

Wow, and it's not just a stub.

Now, Grampa, we've got a PR guy just down the hall

-But I accept your deci-- -I'll do it! The old man's out!

who's predicted every Super Bowl wrong.

Aw, that's all the thought leaders.

break their hips and have heart attacks.

Over nine and a half billion liters per day.

Show! It was always show!

I sold out my dad for avocado.

Today I learned she's nothing but a painted tart,

Dad, there's a new section on your Wiccapedia page.