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How could making a deal with avocados be a bad thing?
Do you know who Johnny Carson was?
-Has the jury reached a verdict? -Yes.
And our children need to cool off in the hot summer.
[both laughing, grunting]
On the plus side, Homer now has an entry on Wiccapedia.
So stop your ninny-whimpling and get out of this hole.
who are competing today.
Besides, everyone knows Amy is going to the prom with Josh.
Ooh, I know.
Our father-son legacy is in danger.
Cheer up, Homer, retirement is wonderful.
the Simpson name live forever.
We can't let Noodleball end up a failed sport,
[whispering] I let him in because he's wearing a suit.
[both laughing]
I lied when I said Noodleball was for everyone.
[inhales] My father.
playing like there is a tomorrow.
Noodleball not only survive but thrive.
Even the very tall need a place to swim.
[sighs] Nothing good came out of this.
That's why you're sleeping right now.
is waiting for you.
[squawks]
"which has antagonized swimmers,
Is this what you want your legacy on this planet to be?
Noodles, balls?
to go six feet under...
We're in the wonderful future.
four if the kids are costumed or in a school play.
that I married a buffoon.
Oh, "pit-based" is kind of a cheat, but I get it.
♪ Are you gonna be my girl? ♪