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♪ Anything that you might do ♪
He shouldn't toy with her emotions like that,
Chick drummer, freaky dude not unlike the White Stripes.
Now, this is where I keep all my old comics,
I mean, I miss like... just hanging out with you
Ew, he's all beardy.
They make his junk
Like you're the one who has to get huge
You should see how weird I look naked.
No, I don't want to, you know, sell the thing.
Just tell it to me straight, Bren.
Excuse me.
♪ That's the day ♪
♪ My love ♪
Oh.
Except for maybe mercy.
those doughnut holes there.
I'm really good at defusing mom-type rage.
Dude! You got to keep your voice down, okay?
You know, from the guy with the ponytail?
Me, too!
♪ But my 4th quarter pipe dreams are seeming more ♪
and she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona
My mom is inside.
Good, Amanda, I'll be sure to do that.
I mean, you know, I got stuff in boxes.
Silencio, old man!
at this point.
- Don't... - But it's fun!
Listen, I talked
Would you like to know the sex?
Jolee
You shouldn't be carrying...
I just... I want...
Yeah, yeah, you mentioned it a couple times.
They call me the cautionary whale.
Yep.
Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus
I think it's too early to paint.
I'll make a note of it.
everything else just sounds kind of like...
Huh?
wants to coach the soccer team
What's the prognosis, fertile Myrtle?
and then, two weeks later, she's on that couch.
from one lawn to the other or the one where I downed
or go to Cabo for spring break.
It's... Vanessa.
Does it feel like there's something between us?
Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
And I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state.
Um... I can't.
Damn Dick
so I remain unconvinced.
Is something wrong with the baby?
I don't really know what kind of girl I am.
You should grow a mustache.
for some chromo-magnificence?
Well, it's good seeing you, Su-Chin.
It'd be pretty easy
Yeah, downtown.
for you, Juno, and in a couple years, when you move out,
Have you considered that?
♪ Carry the news ♪
Me starting HFD right
♪ How much... ♪
Just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
I was thinking more like... graphic designer, mid-30s,
of you dating in your condition.
It's amazing that there's actually saps
You still going to think I'm cute when I'm huge?
You don't know anything about me.
- You do? - Yeah.
No.
is trying to get me to take these condoms
- Is it mahogany? - Yeah.
two people can stay together for good.
I can't.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, man.
♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪
Juno,
And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, coyote ugly.
♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪
And she was supposed to be, like, really beautiful, but really mean.
Oh, I couldn't copy your work.
Oh.
- What?! - Getting a place in the city.
They were Mark and Vanessa Loring,
I heard he asked her.
Thanks, Dad.
My boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourse.
♪ I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend ♪
Ah...
And your chest is gonna milktate.
- Like our moms and teachers. - Yeah.
You know, why are you over here?
Thank you. Thank you.
I didn't notice it at all, actually.
You're thinking about adoption?
I just drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound.
♪ Come with me ♪
♪ It was the world to me ♪
I don't know.
get a little... get a little cuter.
I can't believe what an idiot I am.
Mind you, that's just, like, a guesstimation.
I think it's 'cause my heart starts pounding
I... I should be royally ticked off at you, you know.