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He's just got cold feet.
Oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment.
This is even better than Suspiria.
♪ Titanium Power-r-r-r ♪
♪ But you... ♪
Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid
I never realize how much I like being home
So find your partners and break into groups of four.
I've wanted this for a really long time.
and shove a baby out of your vag for someone else.
I might go to Bren's dumb Unitarian Church.
I'll have a little trip down Mexico way.
she had this, like, crazy freak-out
It's... it's Paulie Bleeker.
Oh, you think you're so special
Go, Carol.
No, seriously, if I could just have the thing,
'cause they all super lame.
with Roman and Greek mythology.
♪ And the rumor is you never go with boys and you are tight... ♪
♪ We won't stop until somebody calls the cops ♪
♪ But you... ♪
And, uh, I don't have the best track record in the world,
"Ugh, I Hate It When Adults Use The Term "Sexually Active."
I think he was always hers.
But you're old.
Yeah. You want to come on in?
I'm a planet.
Is this a pregnant superhero?
♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪
Wow, can you narrow that down for me?
So, did you... did you write that paper
Whoa!
Hi.
She's totally going to, like, steal that little kid for her collection.
♪ For some silly reason ♪
♪ Elope with me, Miss Private ♪
'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met,
Wicked tiger. He looks proud.
we could always get back together, too.
♪ Throughout the school for being strange ♪
I never said I'd be a good father.
I just... I need to know that it's possible
What is it with you rich people
Well, no, I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised,
Actually...
just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level
♪ I knew you were my pet ♪
You're mad. Why are you mad?
Well, aren't you the cool guy.
- Yeah. - That's cool. My ax is named Roosevelt,
or 90% sure or...?
and learn a real trade?
♪ You're so nice and you're so smart ♪
First things first.
and you don't even have to try.
You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies
Juno MacGuff.
What should we do... about...?
I didn't do anything.
We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-588-2300 to see how much you can save on your home and auto insurance.
♪ And more worth fighting for ♪
I think pregnancy's beautiful.
we, uh, we watched The Wizard of Gore
but after Franklin, not Ted.
Hey, yeah, um,
Juno?
That's... that's kind of messed up.
Hey look It's us
to prove your point.
Well, you know, they're your fave,
You don't stare at my stomach all the time.
Thanks for making the call, I guess.
Mr. MacGuff, hi.
looking forward to being a dad?
Charisma.
Actually, she's working late tonight.
♪ Between a little breakfast and lunch ♪
Okay.
♪ Mm-mm... ♪
turn out to be, like, evil molesters?
Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament.
Fingernails.
But then you're gonna get, like, huge.
Yeah, it's just, like, really awkward to talk on.
But I kind of want it to be a surprise.
Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go.
and-and the Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz.
Your mom must be pretty stoked that you're not taking me.
that look like grape suckers.
♪ Here is the church and here is the steeple ♪
before it gets worse.
- Right? - That's great.
Back for another test?
♪ If you were a river and the mountains tall ♪
Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation
Legal counsel?
They could be utterly negligent.
She smells like soup
♪ And you like to be home most of the time ♪
All babies want to get borned.
♪ The flower said, "I wish I was a tree" ♪
How many months has it been now?
He's just being a guy.
♪ ...How much... ♪
They have ads for parents?
We're gonna have a baby! Yeah! Here we go!
Hey, Paul, are you coming downstairs to eat?
Wow. She's got you on a long leash there, Mark.
Just look these over.
'Cause you know you need a note from your parents
Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks.
June bug has a wonderful sense of humor,
I need you to fill these out for me, honeycomb
No, I heard you.
♪ And he goes to work at 9:00 ♪
Hmm?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I’m just like losing my faith with humanity.
♪ All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves ♪
Well, I... I stole a squirt of your wife's perfume.
- Why? - Well, I don't know,
Juno, I'm coming with you to meet this... adoption couple.
No.
that cry at this.
♪ I'm sticking with you ♪
♪ Here is the church and here is the steeple ♪
Didn't. It's a three-way tie between