Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't wait to see what you've got to teach me.

What?! Honest to blog?

Or is this some sort of permanent state ofbeing?

I've taken, like, three pregnancy tests,

next to the exotic birds.

But, you know, boys have endured way worse things for nookie.

Raise my sperm count.

Hey, I'm here for the big show.

♪ Carry the news ♪

Yo, yo, yo-giddy, yo.

Where the hell have you been, June bug?

No, I'll handle this.

Well, you were in love when you married her.

♪ You drop the tray and go berserk... ♪

that you were going to, uh, do Bleeker?

with, like, a lamb kebab simultaneously.

I bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucks!

- not from you and not from any man. - You've been acting

like this ever since I got back

Is this... Am I...

Your name, please?

I was born to be a mother.

Vanessa likes Madison for a girl.

Most Fruitful Yuki.

I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity.

Mac, you know that nice urn by the front door,

The doctor said you're not dilated enough.

And if you're in love once, you can be in love again

handsome, what have you.

Is he also bald and amorphous?

because you're allergic to their saliva.

♪ I am a vampire, vampire, I am a vampire ♪

'Cause I knew this girl,

I don't want them to be shitty and broken

I see them all the time in the PennySaver.

♪ 'Cause I like to be gone most of the time ♪

It doesn't work that way, kiddo.

Is Vanessa here?

How about this one?

Whoa dream big!

are going to go to Benihana and then go to the prom

♪ Do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do ♪

I want to be a mommy so badly.

Like for real, for real?!

Well, you should read the book.

And I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state.

- that is completely... - Vanessa.

♪ The tree said, "I wish I could be a different kind of tree" ♪

Stop shooting at my home.

Like, it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me.

and we're going to doughnut that flick

♪ A little bowl of brunch? ♪

All right. Bye-bye.

Here you go, sir.

Whoa, Mark, is this the baby's room?

What to Expect says that readying the baby's room

♪ So I get one and I slept ♪

but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife.

I have Pellegrino or vitamin water or...

"When will you guys learn that tots can't ice skate?"

No, I don't, I mean,

Should everyone just have a mysterious name like Juno?

I'm gonna punch that jolee kid in the weiner

♪ And... if you can't, if you can't decide ♪

♪ And he's, oh, so fine ♪

I mean, what would the Melvins say?

a couple CDs of this weird music.

You're quite the sellout, Mark.

Uh, I'm more concerned about when they have to put

Ooh. Do you hear that?

'Cause I called for Becky last year.

Guy just doesn't look right to me.

Or, like, stage parents?

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N

You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort.

Keep it in the oven.

I've been thinking...

♪ Don't you remember you told me you love me, baby... ♪

Damn Skippy, you're not!

Just a little hormonal.

at least while my kid's in there.

Did you hear it's yours?

Are you kidding?

'Cause my stepmom... she was pregnant with my little sister

How sure would you say you are?

Stop surfing porn & get to work

Well, there's nothing like experimenting

and I thought that it was going to take months, if at all,

and shoot them out at sporting events.

and always smells like methyl methacrylate.

"Educated, successful couple seeking

That was kind of the emotion

♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪

♪ In anyone else ♪

♪ Because your thoughts and words are powerful ♪

Ever since then, it's been, like, a ticking clock.

I didn't think he had it in him.

You are something else.

I didn't notice it at all, actually.

the preliminary documents that you've drawn up.

And you know, Paulie is actually great

My dad used to be in the army,

No. I mean, for real.

Garbage dump of a situation

Dude, I'm-I'm just.......I'm I'll equipped! Can't do it!

His name is Mark and, um...

Juno. Wow! I didn't expect to see you here.

want to get borned.

in the front of my jeans.

Vanessa and I aren't in love anymore.

Sure. The downstairs bathroom's being retiled,

♪ But you... ♪

it's really complicated, okay?

Well there’s nothing like experimenting

Where you been?

Please put your hands where I can see them

Where is everybody?

♪ Get more snatch by the baa-atch ♪