Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I put my hands down here.

Honey, had you considered

and I got to go pronto.

Here's to dovetailing interests.

♪ But you... ♪

and he plays the guitar.

It's just some stuff I picked up for the baby.

♪ And you're so smart ♪

Dad, I think I'm just gonna like... shove out for a sec,

All I see is pork swords.

But I'm going to stop wearing underpants.

My mom uses colorsafe bleach.

♪ We won't stop until somebody calls the cops ♪

I mean, I-I'm in high school.

- Thank you. - All right. You take care.

We actually hung out this afternoon.

And I doubt that she gave you the stink eye.

I mean, the sex,

a legitimate lawyer

I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt.

♪ My war paint is Sharpie ink ♪

And it has fingernails!

Hey, could we give my kid the damn spinal tap already?!

It's just noise.

I've been thinking.

He's the ultimate master of horror.

♪ I took the Polaroid down in my room ♪

I'll just, like, ruin everything.

don't listen to him.

It's, like, critically important.

I flagged the daddy chapters. They're...

Yeah, I came as soon

But it's breakfast for supper.

- No, Dad, it's not... - I mean, that's pretty skanky.

♪ If you were a seed, well, I'd be a pod ♪

- Hopefully, we'll hear from you soon. - Thank you.

This song is older than I am, if you can believe it.

Fall out! Fall out!

one more Bac-O on that potato,

he likes old horror movies

You know how I feel about her.

Yeah, sure you have... your dear old D-A-D.

No, I'm ... I'm off sex right now!

We've taken all the classes.

instead of cheat at your brother's college

or just try it on a different wall...

♪ And I'm in love with how you feel ♪

Like the city in Alaska.

Hey, do you want me to call for you?

♪ I am a vampire, I am a vampire ♪

Did your wife send you up here to spy on me?

just 'cause they help out women now.

the Stooges, Patti Smith and the Runaways.

And this, of course, is Juno.

took me yesterday to the doctor, and they said I was 12 weeks.

You mean, as friends?

♪ So I'm sad and I feel lonely ♪

Would you look at that?

It's called "nesting."

Phuket, Thailand.

Dude, I think it's best to just tell them.

that the first couple of months are the hardest.

♪ Do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do, do-do ♪

♪ I wanna tell you ♪

Dances are for nerds and squares.

It smelled like a dentist's office in there.

All right, people,

Yeah, well, thanks.

Hold on. What's the matter?

♪ And I sing with my best friend the king ♪

♪ Gets the same train every time ♪

That suits you.

♪ I am a vampire ♪

to Dad and Bren and they said they wouldn't narc you out to your folks, so...

like a total dork.

And there's the feet.

We definitely want it to have some junk. Please.

but now she looks like a hobbit.

Yeah, we don't have a dog

He was totally cool with it.

with water stains.

a tough, tough thing to do.

This is Sonic Youth doing "Superstar" by the Carpenters.

♪ Do you want to work in Debenham's? ♪

We’ve put the band back together

that, like, elastic band, you know,

Would you like one?

Get a whiff of those sparklin' top notes.

Got it all planned.

- Hi. Wow. - Hi.

That's my stepmom, Bren.

♪ I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train ♪

You know, I'm underground.

And you're gonna have to, like... tell people

I think kids get bored and they have intercourse.

Have you ever felt like you were just born to do something?

Not to interrupt the jam session, but...

i bought another sonic youth album

♪ The monkey on your back is the latest trend ♪

There's just some things that I still want to do.

This is Gerta Rauss, our, um, attorney.

♪ Knowing that you got to go to school ♪

we're just, like, ready to rock.

And also, um...

Um, okay, this one is actually kind of slow,

that two people can stay happy together forever.

♪ We're just dancing, we're just hugging ♪

Wait, wait, let me get your bag.

That's got nothing to do with it.

Juno? What's going on?

A couple hours?!

- What?! - Punk, volume number one!