Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

looking forward to being a dad?

Keep pushing! Keep pushing!

like Gene Simmons or Mother Teresa.

Well, there you have it.

Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort?

It's probably tougher than you can understand right now.

I still... I have your virginity.

his mouth tasted really tangy and delicious.

♪ All I want is you, will you be my bride? ♪

That's just her face.

Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

I... I just like being

Third test today, mama bear.

You have decent taste in slasher movies.

The baby's great.

No, it's Morgan Freeman.

watch out when i do waterskiing because i could bump into a pole and smack my face! smack ow! that hurt! see i warned ya.

and that's why he got that look on his face.

You should be very proud to be in the same condition.

Yeah, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.

Don't concentrate so hard.

♪ A fish that has a secret wish ♪

♪ So I'm no more sad and ache ♪

Can you just hold on for a second?

♪ To San Francisco double Dutch disco ♪

Oh, it kind of does.

A man becomes a father when he sees his baby."

over to your house.

What do you play?

This looks like a bill from Jun...

I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up.

When you're used to listening

just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level

If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain,

Damn skippy, you're not.

I'm staying pregnant, Leah.

♪ Yeah, yeah, I am a vampire ♪

and I was gonna go meet with them next weekend.

I'm Vanessa. You must be Juno.

Nah. I mean, I'm already pregnant,

♪ I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison ♪

Well, share the love, sweetie.

- That's good. - Keep pushing.

that I was searching for on the first take.

It seemed plausible.

I mean, maybe LB did it.

God, that's cool.

But he figured it out anyway.

one night we opened up for the Melvins,

Isn't that great?

Oh, I... I know.

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could do that, and let me tell you,

What a trip, huh?

Right up there.

You need prenatal vitamins.

♪ Don't play with me ♪

That I, like, deactivate someday?

Tony Little "Gazelles" off the TV.

Neither did I really.

- ♪ It sounds so sweet and clear... ♪ - Yeah. Yeah, I like this.

♪ And I gave so much love to this love ♪

What about Katrina De Voort?

the one I got up in Stillwater?

♪ 'Cause I don't have my fangs ♪

But I don't want to be too particular.

Exactly. Right?

she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.

I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of life...

♪ I'll tell you that I love you ♪

I'll have a Makers Mark, please Up

Can't we just, like, kick this old school?

Who is the kid?

No, it's not a hotel, it's a loft.

♪ Do it for the living and do it for the dead ♪

'Cause my barf reflex is really heightened these days.

My girlfriends tell me

I ended up staying for a couple hours.

This is the most magnificent discarded living room set...

Just with this light.

Isn't that what you girls call it... skanky?

No, way, no, he doesn't like Katrina.

I don't want photos or any kind of notification.

That's great. That's marvelous.

Hey, June bug, you know, when this is all over

I can't feel anything.

She's assaulting me.

♪ And he comes back home at 5:30 ♪

That's gruesome. Do you think the baby could all like

Just wondering if it's...

Anyway, dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant,

It's... it's, like, totally legit.

All you’ve got in your stomach is Taco Bell!

♪ You're always trying to keep it real ♪

God, that little pink plus sign is so unholy.

how to feel about the situation

Are you having boy trouble?

♪ The cat wished that it was a bee ♪

because there was a lot of stuff on TV,

Yeah, yeah, I...

but if you go upstairs

Maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know,

I was thinking I could, like, have this baby

It's called a spinal block,

other than... I mean, it has fingernails,

♪ I have lost my mouth again ♪

Hey, don't forget your bag.

I always think you're cute.

And-and... what, 30, er, odd weeks,

And you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out."

who is the father, Juno?

Whoa. So... so when was that? Was that, like...?

♪ You know Matt Rouse and Jest are watching me ♪

too many things!

like my friend, Leah, who's been with the same guy,

♪ And I never met a Toby that I didn't like... ♪

Our first family photo right in the middle.

I should be really cheesed off.

Um, Juno, do you want to plug in the Bunsen burner?

♪ But my guitar is out of tune ♪

we still have a lot of stuff to go over and do.

That's one big, fat sack of... no!

like, four different times.

You're getting huge.

No, it... it was not a big deal.

Yeah, 'cause Bleek trusts me, you know.

Hey, did you put, like,

That's appealing to you?

♪ I wish to be a big cactus with a pink flower on it... ♪

Oh, shit! Uh, excuse me!

I think we should be cool, you know?

♪ Yeah, I'm going to treat you right ♪

Have you found a place to stay yet?

I have no choice.

Yeah, what... You-you just take Soupy Sales to prom.

♪ To the sea... ♪

That it feels a little like bad timing.

♪ On the sleeve of how it used to be ♪