Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When I was a child I had a fever

- You having a good time? - Yeah.

it'll be like, the year 2027 or something?

Look at this pile of shit.

With your relationship?

You can actually land a punch, too.

Listen, that subject we talked about...

Oh, fuck, yeah, Ahmed and Mohammed.

He set his mother up with a whole web site

Cataldo, that state trooper, he's putting a drop ceiling in my basement.

How about faxes? Emails?

I can't help thinkin' that this goes directly to what we talked about...

Oh, come in. Come in.

Have you ever tried to kill yourself?

My son is talking suicide.

Is he still sleeping?

You obviously must have knew he had a crutch.

That's a huge plus nowadays.

Honestly, I don't even think it's a good idea anyway.

They used to hang around the Bing,

What you're going through,

That spanish chick? He took her to my cousin Angela's wedding.

- Maybe next time. - What are you, watching your cholesterol now, too?

I don't know. I'll call you later.

- What the fuck are you talking about? - Come on, Ton', huh?

Hi, I'm Chris. I'm an alcoholic and drug addict.

Actually, yeah, Paulie, for some of us it is.

'Cause Dr. Parisi and me, we're gonna do a little experiment.

When I was using, I was a disgrace.

Yo, help us hold him down, come on.

Nothin', we're just fuckin' around.

You are so bad.

11 more credits and I can transfer to Syracuse.

They're all handymen.

All those inspections slow down wal-mart's operation.

She was cute, okay, but come on. With another guy's kid to boot.

but he's been saying some things that are really disturbing.

Add three more M.R.I.s and you're looking at a 10% increase

I hate this fucking shit

Pours you a drink with one hand,

I'm not gonna do nothin'.

Fraternities, frat boys.

You know, my father fuckin' abandoned me.

She broke up with him.

I'll give you stories make your fuckin' head curl...

Her husband was an asshole, supposedly.

I have never seen him like this.

Well, they're college kids. It's what they do.

So they did or they did not take the saws?

I couldn't sleep.

I guess we knew that already, didn't we?

you booked a party here next week.

Come on, what are you gonna do?

- but I am afraid to leave him alone. - Afraid, why?