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You don't want to work, you don't want to eat,
What are you doing? Sit down.
I came here today to tell you
What'd you tell him?
Ahmed Al Najafi.
My whole fucking head is numb.
I actually don't know it,
That non-alcholic shit any good?
Fuckin' deadbeat.
- Hey. - Hey.
Come on, guys, stop.
Uh
It's all right.
- Like what? - Like nobody gives a shit about him.
and they look at you...
Carmela's getting a referral from his own pediatrician.
I don't wanna talk about it.
Fine.
I know it seems that way,
I've been totally fuckin' ostrafied
I mean, you have a kid,
- about how I feel about all this. - Isn't that why you're here?
You let me?
Hum can suck the money out of my ass! Now get the fuck out!
- One more. - Ah yeah...
- I know shit, my friend. - Chris, come on!
All right, yeah... No, definitely.
There's no point in ruminatin'.
Sopranos memes or my fuckin kids. How the fuck am I supposed to choose?
So finally I said, "okay, you know,
- No, yeah. - Cool, great.
- Dad, do you remember Tony's sister Barbara? - Of course.
I'm not really good with betting and percentages.
so they don't have to suffer.
and trying to tit-fuck the girls, whatever.
What the fuck are you laughing at?
We want to see what happens when you mix sulfuric acid with toe jam.
and I decided that once and for all,
Between the coke, the vodka,
Why's he gotta take it out on us?
So you know more than the leading scientists now?
Anybody ever tell you that?
Got him out of the house, around people his own age.
- But we met in AA. - Chris!
Let me talk to my son-in-law.
You just want to write about it, leech off me.
Me? I'm Mike.
Can I dance for you, baby?
what I could do to these pricks?
I called Sal Vitro like you said.
- Victor. - That welchin' little prick,
Said I don't want to go.
Only a couple of weeks.
I know you don't want to go.
So what's the mystery?
But there's nothing illegal there, right?
The culture divide... But now...
And he wonders why I'm distant... At least he says he does...
I'll eat at work, okay?