Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Fine. - Fine!

How I feel when I see people not living up to their memes Bullshit

Druker, Chiofaro, Faber, Davis, Greaney, Samuels, Bosworth, Manfredi THE GANG'S ALL HERE

Why do they always forget my bacon?

Unless, of course, she left it behind intentionally

You happen to know the score of the Knicks game?

- I don't have a problem. - Yes, you do.

It’s a little scary, but surprisingly Upbeat!

Now that is a positive idea, Ben.

NO the NBA FINALS are in town!

Is This CBS Radio Commercial Legal?

- First card up is a nine. - Thanks.

Oh, you're soft, man!

I'd do some things differently, you know.

Know what? This didn't happen. You know why? This was my tip.

Hey, you never told me that you wore diapers till you were five.

Like you were walking onto a yacht

Oh, wait. There's more.

I'm gonna go to the bar and get us a couple drinks.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I'm gonna share it with you.

- You left the tickets in the purse? - Yeah.

keep it up or dave'll

Congratulations, little plaid family.

I'm talking about the evil Andie now.

You wanna talk like that to me, we can work it out,

Wow, that's a lot of sports analogy.

A spin by Jackson.

Oh, they don't look so simpleminded.

- This is Tony and this is Thayer. - Oh, yes.

Don't you break his heart, now.

RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Cost Plus World Market = Advertising Minus

Hell, we can go to Staten Island, spend the weekend with them, Andie.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

I mean, this is DEFCON 5,

It's just that when your mama hugged me today,

Make a woman fall in love with diamonds, Benjamin, or with you?

- Hi. - Andie, my sweetie.

Ladies, Frost Yourselves

Talk about demotivation! WHAM!!

Take the lady's luggage back to her place.

Just a little frosting

WHAT IS SAID WHEN ITS FEELS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS - AND THEY KEEP GETTING ON YOUR LAST NERVE!!!

How the hell did you know he was gonna miss that shot?

I was just gonna save it for a special occasion.

Only for a few seconds.

than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?

- For? - Look at Michelle.

It was the best week of my life.

- Five, received at 5:52. - It's me.

Please, I'm so thirsty.

What game are we playing?

Do I look like the kind of person who knows the score of a Knicks game?

Why are you giving thanx to your man for how he’s handling your raggedy ass communication Bc his attitude is nonetheless BUT????

Yeah, yeah, I know. I got a Knicks game on.

Is she on something?

Did you guys? I didn't hear what she said.

I don't think she's fat.

Reaches up, she brings it down.

Intestinal complications.

salacious gossip, that's Composure.

I understand you've been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one.

I got a really embarrassing display of white lilies

Smile. Now, come on, give me a smile.

Or if they changed thier PO Box and thier mail got shipped to somewhere else like Morocco Or if the grandparents got a house in Persia and the mail was in Cadallic Boston then the postcode would be the area code.

- Got a game of Bullshit going here? - You want to join us?

What do you think about couples therapy?

That's to you. What do you got to say about that?

and tell him everything you had to eat that day.

You can't feel bad about that, Ben. No man does.

...there's a minute, nine left in the game,

- Watch out! Hey, hey, hey! - No, no, no, no!

Would you be kind enough to order me a whiskey sour?

- It's heavy. - Turn it on. Good.

God, I hope so.

- Hi. - Hello, there.

Here's Sprewell with the fake. Gets the step on Christie.

Put a muzzle on your old lady the next time you bring her out in public!

We got dinner in about five and tipoff in about eight.

We don’t have children

Needlessly viscous

- Oh, I will! - Go.

Three, received at 5:48.

Can't hear and can't see.

No, no, no. This one.

It's because I'm not your Girl Scout leader, I'm your boss.

Use your imagination. The sky is the limit.

Why sparky loves Matthew

- Cute. - Thank you.

Like alcoholic beverages and athletic gear.

hey listen sparky I have a masters in journalism from columbia

I want you to respect me.

you must predict the prophecy! you must! otherwise henry hudd and i will unleash our evil plans and julie apperley can't get you another one until 9999 and if you muck it up i won't predict another one.

Andie. Hold it, hold it, hold it.

- Hey, darling, I'm glad to see you. - Hey, sweetie, how you doing?

I can't believe I left it there.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there.

Haven't you had enough

- Pay him. - Man, well, you were right.

Well, where are you going?

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Copy, Announcer, Music Should Get Out of the Way of the Story

will you feel fine after you've done 78 rat tests and you'been sick for 55 days and got a varient of disteria would you need a blood tranfusion? well in 2024 we're also gonna test this but i'd say yes because the very strong varient requires chemotherapy so yes i'd say yes.

Well, you must need it back, what with all the cash, credit cards

I meant every word.

As you make sure you got a real cool...

What's wrong with that?

- How about glitter? - Thayer's favorite movie.

You are the first girl he's ever brought home.

Therapy! Couples therapy!

The value is entirely sentimental,

- Damn! - I have a three and an ace.

Whoa! Okay, well, he's a pisser.